A Hymn To Him - Sound-A-Like As Made Famous By From My Fair Lady-Various Artists

[ti:A Hymn to Him] [ar:The Hit Co.] [al:Sensational Showtunes: Best of Broadway, Vol. 2] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]A Hymn To Him - Sound-A-Like As Made Famous By From My Fair Lady - Various Artists (欧美群星) [00:02.31]What in all of heaven [00:03.28]Could've promted her to go, [00:04.44] [00:05.07]After such a triumph as the ball? [00:06.62] [00:07.76]What could've depressed her [00:09.13]What could've possessed her? [00:10.47]I cannot understand the wretch at all. [00:12.04] [00:23.86]Women are that's irrational, [00:24.87]All there is to that! [00:26.09]There heads are full of [00:27.11]Cotton, hay, and rags! [00:28.93]They're nothing [00:29.54]But exasperating, irritating, [00:31.10]Vacillating, calculating, agitating, [00:33.07]Maddening and infuriating hags! [00:35.26] [00:44.32]Pickering, [00:45.26]Why can't a woman be more like a man? [00:47.01] [00:47.86]Yes... [00:48.13] [00:48.96]Why can't a woman be more like a man? [00:52.07] [00:53.02]Men are so honest, [00:54.38]So thoroughly square [00:55.56] [00:56.07]Eternally noble, historic'ly fair [00:59.53]Who, when you win, [01:00.67]Will always give your back a pat. [01:02.33] [01:03.32]Well, why can't a woman be like that? [01:05.74] [01:07.21]Why does ev'ryone do what the others do? [01:09.97] [01:10.70]Can't a woman learn to use her head? [01:13.13] [01:14.02]Why do they do ev'rything their mothers do? [01:17.12]Why don't they grow up well, [01:18.29]Like their father instead? [01:20.80]Why can't a woman take after a man? [01:23.73] [01:24.25]Men are so pleasant, so easy to please; [01:27.59]Whenever you are with them, [01:28.70] [01:29.23]You're always at ease. [01:30.19] [01:31.08]Would you be slighted [01:32.12]If I didn't speak for hours? [01:33.83]Of course not! [01:34.66]Would you be livid [01:35.40]If I had a drink or two? [01:37.11]Nonsense. [01:37.30] [01:37.96]Would you be wounded [01:39.19]If I never sent you flowers? [01:40.69]Never. [01:41.42]Well, why can't a woman be like you? [01:43.98] [01:45.48]One man in a million may shout a bit. [01:48.19] [01:48.92]Now and then [01:49.64]There's one with slight defects; [01:51.45] [01:52.41]One, perhaps, [01:53.20]Whose truthfulness you doubt a bit. [01:55.31]But by and large we are a marvelous sex! [01:59.11]Why can't a woman take after like a man? [02:01.87] [02:02.64]Cause men are so friendly, [02:03.70] [02:04.62]Good natured and kind. [02:05.47] [02:05.99]A better companion you never will find. [02:09.43]If I were hours late for dinner, [02:11.18]Would you bellow? [02:12.18]Of course not! [02:13.04]If I forgot your silly birthday, [02:14.79]Would you fuss? [02:15.56]Nonsense. [02:15.73] [02:16.27]Would you complain [02:17.05]If I took out another fellow? [02:18.87]Never. [02:19.60]Well, why can't a woman be like us? [02:22.44] [02:25.70]Mrs. Pearce, you're a woman [02:28.30] [02:29.08]Why can't a woman be more like a man? [02:31.81] [02:32.65]Men are so decent, [02:34.27]Such regular chaps. [02:35.44] [02:36.30]Ready to help you through any mishaps. [02:38.83] [02:39.63]Ready to buck you up [02:40.92]Whenever you are glum. [02:42.48] [02:43.37]Why can't a woman be a chum? [02:45.80] [02:47.31]Why is thinking something women never do? [02:49.66] [02:50.81]Why is logic never even tried? [02:53.01] [02:54.27]Straight'ning up their hair is all they ever do. [02:56.78] [02:57.37]Why don't they straighten up the mess that's inside? [03:01.16]Why can't a woman behave like a man? [03:03.61] [03:04.55]If I was a woman who'd been to a ball, [03:07.23] [03:07.98]Been hailed as a princess by one and by all [03:11.44]Would I start weeping [03:12.33]Like a bathtub overflowing? [03:14.37] [03:15.13]And carry on as if in my a home were tree? [03:17.87] [03:18.48]Would I run off [03:19.60]And never tell me where I'm going? [03:21.33] [03:22.27]Why can't a woman be like me?