Good Ol' Alcohol-The Mooney Suzuki

[ti:Good Ol' Alcohol] [ar:The Mooney Suzuki] [al:Have Mercy] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Good Ol' Alcohol - The Mooney Suzuki [00:12.10]I remember back in high school [00:14.66]Getting high was tons of fun [00:17.16] [00:17.91]It's much easier to score some w**d than to drink [00:21.10]Before you're twenty-one [00:23.15] [00:23.72]At that age I thought alcohol was square [00:26.70]Drinking's something just old folks do [00:29.86]Course if we got our hands on some well hell [00:32.98]We'll drink like old folks too [00:35.29]It's different now when you get older [00:38.35]And you're gettin' on in your years [00:40.47] [00:41.47]I've become so much more civilized [00:43.03]Since movin' on to spirits and beers [00:46.84] [00:47.46]So today if I wanna act an a** [00:50.58]And gag puke stagger and fall [00:53.27]I'm gonna do it at the trusted hands [00:55.38]Of Good Ol' Alcohol [00:58.26] [00:59.51]That Good Ol' Alcohol [01:01.50] [01:02.31]One more before last call [01:04.25] [01:04.99]Can make you feel a mile high [01:07.55] [01:08.18]If you've been feeling small [01:09.74] [01:11.05]Yes every now and then [01:13.05] [01:13.93]I'll call upon my friend [01:16.29] [01:16.86]That Good Ol' Good Ol' Good Ol' [01:19.80]Alcohol [01:21.41] [01:23.16]When I younger my thing was hippy drugs [01:25.97]Like hashish caps and lids [01:28.84]Had dugout with ZoSo written on it [01:31.90] [01:32.61]Where I kept my one-hitter hid [01:35.04]Amphetamine just wasn't my speed [01:37.80]And coc*ine would make you go broke [01:39.91] [01:41.04]But man o' man I sure could go for that [01:44.15]Marijuana smoke [01:46.28]I'd use a bong or bowl or rollin' papers [01:49.52]Or any other smoke component [01:51.91] [01:52.47]Then I'd rip right through two boxes of [01:54.84]Entenmann's coffee cake covered donuts [01:57.46] [01:58.33]And if you found yourself stranded [02:00.83]With no paraphernalia at all [02:04.57]You could always poke some holes [02:07.07]Through empty cans of alcohol [02:10.31]That Good Ol' Alcohol [02:13.06]Finds you in the bathroom stall [02:16.06]With your face inside the toilet [02:18.37] [02:18.93]Curled up in a little ball [02:21.11] [02:21.74]Yet once you've done my friend [02:24.67]You'll come runnin' back again [02:26.73] [02:27.42]For some Good Ol' Good Ol' Good Ol' [02:30.66]Alcohol [02:31.85] [02:34.21]The mescaline you scored at Sheep's Meadow [02:37.09]Looked like little candy Nerds [02:39.27] [02:40.02]That sh*t'll make you crap your pants [02:43.07]And backward speak your words [02:45.01] [02:45.95]Ate an eighth of psychedelic mushrooms [02:48.25] [02:48.94]At my buddy's girlfriend's place [02:51.63]Listened to Electric Ladyland three times over again [02:54.87]With a strobe light in my face [02:56.93] [02:57.80]Then there was LSD some double dipped [03:00.92]And some were window pane [03:02.61] [03:03.23]Some Bart Simpsons some blue unicorn [03:05.48]And ahhh some of them just plain [03:09.60]Twelve hours later trying to get high [03:12.16]On shake seeds and stems will do f**k all [03:14.84] [03:15.46]Only way to ease that come down's [03:17.15]With some Good Ol' Alcohol [03:21.45]That Good Ol' Alcohol [03:23.32] [03:24.07]When the Doctor pays a call [03:26.53] [03:27.09]He may offer you some Percocet [03:29.83]Or even Demerol [03:32.51] [03:33.26]Yet when you're high and dry [03:36.20]Nothing else will get you by [03:38.13] [03:38.69]Like some Good Ol' Good Ol' Good Ol' [03:41.56]Alcohol [03:43.93] [03:45.12]There will come one morning after [03:47.81]When you will wake up and you will say [03:51.05]God damn I'm gettin' too old for this [03:54.05]What time is it and what day [03:56.16] [03:56.85]Where are all my God damn clothes [03:59.22]And where's my wallet shoes and keys [04:02.10]Where the God damn hell am I [04:05.29]And God damn it hurts when I try to pee [04:08.74]Now my liver's limp synapses spent [04:11.92]My nerve endings are fried [04:14.55]Got through many a trying night the kind where [04:17.98]Stronger men have died [04:19.97] [04:20.54]But I've seen it [04:22.09]Smelled it [04:22.91]Ate it [04:23.66]Tasted it [04:24.40]Lit it [04:24.97]Hit it [04:25.59]Chased it [04:26.10]Wasted it [04:26.65]Puffed it [04:27.21]Huffed it [04:28.15]Dosed and toasted it [04:29.21]Rolled it [04:29.71]Sold it [04:30.21]And tin foil bowled it [04:32.08]I've smoked [04:33.39]Poked [04:33.83]Copped [04:34.26]Popped [04:34.64]Mixed [04:35.02]Fixed [04:35.51]Chopped [04:36.01]Dropped [04:36.45]Licked [04:36.88]Kicked [04:37.32]Toked [04:37.82]Choked [04:38.26]Tweaked and Peaked [04:39.63]And woke and boke [04:41.06]I've scored it [04:42.07]And hoared it [04:42.69]I've snorted it [04:43.75]And sorted it [04:44.49]I've slipped it [04:45.12]Lipped it [04:45.80]Sipped it and roach clipped it [04:47.37]I've cleaned it and fiended it [04:48.99]I've laced it and tasted it [04:50.55]I've dipped it and chewed it [04:52.49]Zig zaged and bambooed it [04:53.92]I've cold turkey [04:54.92]I've restarted [04:55.55]I've discarded [04:55.82]And I've bogarted it [04:58.25]I've taken it [04:59.25]I've shaken it [05:00.25]I've stirred it [05:01.50]And slurred it [05:02.37]And blurred it [05:03.18]All [05:04.18] [05:04.92]And there ain't a God damn thing I trust as much [05:09.98]As Good Ol' Alcohol [05:12.66] [05:14.60]That Good Ol' Alcohol [05:17.28]One more before last call [05:19.47] [05:20.15]Can make you feel a mile high [05:22.53]If you've been feeling small [05:25.38] [05:26.13]Yes every now and then [05:28.82]I'll call upon my friend [05:31.25] [05:32.07]That Good Ol' Good Ol' Good Ol' [05:34.31]Alcohol [05:36.36] [05:38.11]That Good Ol' Good Ol' Good Ol' [05:41.36]Alcohol [05:42.17] [05:44.04]That Good Ol' Good Ol' Good Ol' [05:47.10]Alcohol [05:47.97] [05:51.97]Smoke em if you got em