Lydia the Tattooed Lady (Original Recorded Version)-Groucho Marx/Victor Young/His Orchestra

Oh Lydia Oh Lydia Say Have you met Lydia Lydia The Tattooed Lady She has eyes that men adore so And a torso even more so Lydia Oh Lydia That encyclopedia Oh Lydia The Queen of them all On her back is The Battle of Waterloo Beside it the Wreck of the Hesperus too And proudly above waves the red White And blue You can learn a lot from Lydia La-la-la La-la-la La-la-la La-la-la She can give you a view of the world in tattoo If you step up and tell her where For a dime you can see Kankakee or Paree Or Washington crossing The Delaware La-la-la La-la-la La-la-la La-la-la Oh Lydia Oh Lydia Say Have you met Lydia Lydia The Tattooed Lady When her muscles start relaxin' Up the hill comes Andrew Jackson Lydia Oh Lydia That encyclopedia Oh Lydia the champ of them all For two bits she will do a mazurka in jazz With a view of Niagara that nobody has And on a clear day you can see Alcatraz You can learn a lot from Lydia La-la-la La-la-la La-la-la La-la-la Come along and see Buffalo Bill with his lasso Just a little classic by Mendel Picasso Here is Captain Spaulding exploring the Amazon Here's Godiva But with her pajamas on La-la-la La-la-la La-la-la La-la-la Oh Lydia Oh Lydia Oh Have you met Lydia Lydia The Tattooed Lady When she stands the world grows littler When she sits She sits on ****** Lydia Oh Lydia That encyclopedia Oh Lydia The Queen of them all She once swept an Admiral clear off his feet The ships on her hips made his heart skip a beat And now the old boy's in command of the fleet For he went and married Lydia I said Lydia He said Lydia I said Lydia We said Lydia La La