Never Smile At A Crocodile-Teddybears

[ti:Never Smile At A Crocodile] [ar:Teddybears] [al:New Baby Boy Kenny] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Never Smile At A Crocodile - Teddybears [00:09.31]Never smile at a crocodile
永远不要对着鳄鱼微笑 [00:13.12]No you can't get friendly with a crocodile
不要 你千万不能跟鳄鱼交朋友 [00:17.46]Don't be taken in by his welcome grin
别被它热情的微笑所迷惑 [00:21.97]He's imagining how well you'd fit within his skin
它正在畅想你有多合它的胃口 [00:26.82]Never smile at a crocodile
永远不要对着鳄鱼微笑 [00:30.77]Never dip your hat and stop to talk awhile
永远不要摘下帽子 驻足停留和它寒暄几句 [00:35.24]Never run walk away say good-night not good-day
不要跑 绕过去 说晚安 但不说你好 [00:39.75]Clear the aisle never smile at Mister Crocodile
看清楚岸边 但是永远不要对鳄鱼先生微笑 [00:43.68] [00:44.73]You may very well be well bred
你可能非常有礼貌 [00:48.79]Lots ot etiquette in your head
也懂得很多社交礼仪 [00:53.01] [00:53.57]But there's always some special case time or place
但是总是有一些特殊的场合 时间和地点 [00:58.57]To forget etiquette
需要忘记那些礼仪 [01:00.21] [01:01.22]For example:
比如说 [01:02.69]One must positively not ever wear
一个人不可能永远 [01:04.43]A pleased expression on his countenance
脸上洋溢着热情的笑容 [01:05.94]When confronted with that large lizard-like amphibious reptile
当他遇到外形似蜥蜴的两栖爬行生物 [01:08.06]Who has long jaws armoured skin and webbed feet
尤其这个生物爪子很长 皮肤上有鳞片 脚上还有蹼 [01:10.55]And who is known as the crocodile
而这个生物就叫做 鳄鱼 [01:12.78]It has been discovered that
据说 [01:13.65]One simply cannot cherish an amicably
一个人从来都做不到友好 [01:15.02]Or trustworthy relationship with the aforementioned species
或者是信任上面所说的那类物种 [01:17.93] [01:18.74]In addition: It is mandatory that one does not become irresistably
此外 一个人是绝对要进行反抗的 [01:22.04]Drawn into the heironeous belief that the latteral open extension
如果当他听到有一种说法是 [01:25.34]Of his lips means you are entirely welcome
鳄鱼张大嘴巴 就表示对他热烈欢迎的时候 [01:27.81] [01:28.68]It is much more reasonably to assume
非常有理由相信 [01:30.18]He is contemplating how you would look in a lizard suit
鳄鱼是正在考虑如何你把你吃进肚子 [01:32.62] [01:33.18]His Hehe
他还偷笑着 [01:34.82]Clear the aisle never smile at Mister Crocodile
看清楚岸边 但是永远不要对鳄鱼先生微笑