Criminal-Eminem

[ti:Criminal] [ar:Eminem] [al:The Marshall Mathers LP] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Criminal - Eminem (埃米纳姆) [00:01.80]Written by：Marshall Mathers/Jeff Bass/Mark Bass [00:03.60]A lot of people ask me [00:07.03]Stupid fuckin questions [00:10.76]A lot of people think that [00:12.77]What I say on records [00:14.37]Or what I talk about on a record [00:16.77]That I actually do in real life [00:18.81]Or that I believe in it [00:22.06]Or if I say that I wanna kill somebody that [00:26.10]I'm actually gonna do it [00:27.88]Or that I believe in it [00:31.02]Well shit if you believe that [00:34.04]Then I'll kill you [00:37.65]You know why [00:39.39]Cuz I'm a [00:40.01]Criminal [00:44.56]Criminal [00:47.07]You God damn right [00:49.17]I'm a criminal [00:53.59]Yeah I'm a criminal [00:58.59]My words are like a dagger with a jagged edge [01:00.75]That'll stab you in the head [01:02.02]Whether you're a fag or lez [01:03.29]Or the homosex [01:04.15]Hermaph or a trans-a-vest [01:05.18]Pants or dress - hate fags [01:06.99]The answers yes [01:07.85]Homophobic [01:08.05]Nah you're just heterophobic [01:10.27]Starin at my jeans [01:11.00]Watchin my genitals bulgin (ooh ) [01:12.24]Thats my motherf**kin ***** [01:13.30]You'd better let go of em [01:14.48]They belong in my ******* [01:15.65]Youll never get hold of em [01:17.40]Hey it's me versace [01:18.48]Whoops somebody shot me [01:19.87]And I was just checkin the mail [01:21.40]Get it checkin the male [01:22.45]How many records you expectin to sell [01:23.96]After your second lp sends you directly to jail [01:26.80]Cmon -- relax guy [01:27.76]I like *** men [01:29.07]Right ken give me an amen (aaa-men ) [01:31.78]Please lord this boy needs jesus [01:33.98]Heal this child help us destroy these demons [01:36.22]Oh and please send me a brand new car [01:38.54]And a prostitute while my wifes sick in the hospital [01:41.31]Preacher preacher fifth grade teacher [01:43.35]You can't reach me my mom can't neither [01:45.66]You can't teach me a goddamn thing cause [01:47.97]I watch tv and comcast cable [01:50.33]And you ain't able to stop these thoughts [01:52.69]You can't stop me from toppin these charts [01:55.09]And you can't stop me from droppin each march [01:57.47]With a brand new cd for these fuckin retards [01:59.71]Duhhh and to think it's just little ol me [02:02.11]Mr don't give a fuck still won't leave [02:04.20]I'm a criminal [02:05.19]Cuz every time I write a rhyme [02:06.30]These people think it's a crime [02:07.41]To tell em what's on my mind [02:08.67]I guess I'm a criminal [02:10.01]But I don't gotta say a word [02:11.43]I just flip em the bird [02:12.40]And keep goin I don't take shit from no one [02:14.18]Cuz every time I write a rhyme [02:15.59]These people think it's a crime [02:16.73]To tell em what's on my mind [02:17.97]I guess I'm a criminal [02:18.98]But I don't gotta say a word [02:20.56]I just flip em the bird [02:21.50]And keep goin I don't take shit from no one [02:23.05]My mother did *** - tar [02:25.52]Liquor cigarettes and speed [02:26.35]The baby came out - disfigured [02:27.32]Ligaments indeed [02:27.64]It was a seed who would grow up just as crazy as she [02:30.57]Don't dare make fun of that baby cause that baby was me [02:32.50]I'm a criminal - an animal caged who turned crazed [02:34.93]But how the fuck you sposed to grow up when you werent raised [02:37.64]So as I got older and I got a lot taller [02:39.77]My **** shrunk smaller but my ***** got larger [02:41.95]I drink malt liquor to fuck you up quicker [02:43.93]Than you'd wanna fuck me up for sayin the word [02:46.67]My morals went thhbbpp when the president *** **** [02:48.79]*** in his oval office on top of his desk [02:51.34]Off of his own employee [02:52.28]Now don't ignore me you won't avoid me [02:53.98]You can't miss me I'm white blonde-haired [02:55.17]And my nose is pointy [02:56.31]I'm the bad guy who makes fun of people that die [02:58.46]In plane crashes and laughs [02:59.54]As long as it ain't happened to him [03:01.03]Slim shady I'm as crazy as em [03:02.64]Inem and kim combined - kch the maniacs in [03:05.46]Replacin the doctor cause dre couldn't make it today [03:07.67]Hes a little under the weather so I'm takin his place [03:10.01](mm-mm-mmm ) oh thats dre with an ak to his face [03:12.77]Don't make me kill him too [03:14.01]And spray his brains all over the place [03:15.52]I told you dre [03:16.32]You shouldve kept that thang put away [03:17.46]I guess thatll teach you not to let me play with it eh [03:19.81]I'm a criminal [03:23.51]Aight look (uh huh) just go up in that motherfucker [03:26.49]Get the motherfuckin money and get the fuck up outta there [03:29.08](em) aight [03:29.69]Ill be right here waitin on you [03:31.29](em) aight [03:32.00]Yo em [03:32.41](em) what [03:33.17]Don't kill nobody this time [03:34.31](em) awwright God damn fuck [03:41.99](whistling) how you doin [03:42.90](teller) hi how can I help you [03:44.28](eminem) yeah I need to make a withdrawl [03:45.58](teller) okay [03:46.08](eminem) put the f**kin money in the bag b**ch [03:47.79]And I won't kill you [03:49.48](teller) what oh my god don't kill me [03:51.18](eminem) I'm not gonna kill you b**ch quit lookin around [03:53.79](teller) don't kill me please don't kill me [03:56.20](eminem) I said I'm not gonna fuckin kill you [03:57.59]Hurry the fuck up thank you [03:58.48]Windows tinted on my ride when I drive in it [04:00.05]So when I rob a bank run out and just dive in it [04:02.11]So Ill be disguised in it [04:03.11]And if anybody identifies the guy in it [04:04.59]I'll hide for five minutes [04:06.82]Come back shoot the eyewitness [04:08.73]Fire at the private eye hired to pry in my business [04:11.39]Die b**ches bastards brats pets [04:13.69]This puppys lucky I didn't blast his a** yet [04:15.26]If I ever gave a f**k Id shave my **** [04:17.66]Tuck my **** inbetween my legs and cluck [04:19.96]You motherfuckin chickens ain't brave enough [04:22.24]To say the stuff I say so this tape is shut [04:24.37]Shit half the shit I say I just make it up [04:27.48]To make you mad so kiss my white naked a** [04:29.52]And if its not a rapper that I make it as [04:32.41]I ma be a f**kin ****** in a jason mask