If You So Smart, How Come You Ain't Rich-Louis Jordan

[ti:If You So Smart, How Come You Ain't Rich] [ar:Louis Jordan] [al:Complete 1950-1952 Decca Recordings (Bonus Track Version)] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]If You So Smart, How Come You Ain't Rich - Louis Jordan (路易斯·乔丹) [00:13.12]You bragging all about the things you can do [00:16.15]Every time you make a pitch [00:19.11]If you're so smart [00:22.92]How come you ain't rich [00:25.71]You claim to have picked every horse that won [00:28.77]Cause you know just which is which [00:31.74]Yes if you're so smart [00:35.00]Tell me how come you ain't rich [00:39.11]Henry built the ford and made his pile [00:42.11]Woolworth used his five and ten [00:45.35]Rockerfeller's wealth came from standard oil [00:48.69]And waterman's came from a pen [00:50.90] [00:51.68]You claim it all came from consulting you [00:55.08]Isn't that a brand new switch [00:57.99]If you're so smart [01:01.62]How come you ain't rich [01:03.84] [01:55.90]Mention work and you go berserk [01:58.71]Cause you hate to do a stitch [02:01.80]If you're so smart [02:05.68]How come you ain't rich [02:08.44]You're out for a ride on the road to fame [02:11.67]Yet you wind up in a ditch [02:14.41]Mmm hmm if you're so smart [02:17.52]Tell me how come you ain't rich [02:21.95]Hershey started with a chocolate bar [02:25.35]Wrigley with a stick of gum [02:28.39]Planters took his peanuts and travelled far [02:30.11] [02:30.64]Now tell me what you doing chum [02:33.73] [02:34.32]I been hearing all about all your big ideas [02:37.86]Since you started what's the hitch [02:41.17]You never made ten dollars yet [02:43.88]Still you say you can balance the national debt [02:47.51]If you're so smart [02:49.69]How come you ain't rich