If You're So Smart, How Come You Ain't Rich - Original Mono-Louis Jordan

[ti:If You're So Smart, How Come You Ain't Rich - Original Mono] [ar:Louis Jordan] [al:Louis Jordan Selected Favorites Volume 6] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]If You're So Smart, How Come You Ain't Rich - Original Mono - Louis Jordan (路易斯·乔丹) [00:13.00]You' braggin all about the things you can do [00:15.36] [00:15.88]Every time you make a pitch [00:17.84] [00:18.94]If you're so smart [00:20.99] [00:22.80]How come you ain't rich [00:24.24] [00:25.59]You claim to have picked every horse that won [00:28.59]'Cause you know just which is which [00:30.49] [00:31.57]Yes if you're so smart [00:33.94] [00:34.86]Tell me how come you ain't rich [00:37.08] [00:38.96]Henry built the Ford and made his pile [00:41.07] [00:42.04]Woolworth used his five and ten [00:44.16] [00:44.79]Rockerfeller's wealth came from Standard Oil [00:47.66] [00:48.53]And Waterman's came from a pen [00:50.05] [00:51.56]You claim it all came from consultin' you [00:54.03] [00:54.91]Isn't that a brand new switch [00:56.77] [00:57.79]If you're so smart [01:00.04] [01:01.04]How come you ain't rich [01:03.18] [01:55.78]Mention work and you go berserk [01:57.86] [01:58.49]'Cause you hate to do a stitch [02:00.42] [02:01.45]If you're so smart [02:03.72] [02:05.50]How come you ain't rich [02:07.14] [02:08.28]You're out for a ride on the road to fame [02:10.69] [02:11.44]Yet you wind up in a ditch [02:13.16] [02:14.24]Mmm hmm if you're so smart [02:16.85] [02:17.51]Tell me how come you ain't rich [02:19.92] [02:21.75]Hershey started with a chocolate bar [02:23.73] [02:25.05]Wrigley with a stick of gum [02:26.40] [02:28.01]Planters took his peanuts and travelled far [02:30.47]Now tell me [02:31.60]What's you doin' chum [02:32.82] [02:34.38]I' been hearin' all about all your big ideas [02:37.67]Since you started [02:38.68]What's the hitch [02:39.48] [02:40.77]You ain't never made ten dollars yet [02:43.19] [02:43.74]Still you say you can balance the national debt [02:46.53] [02:47.10]If you're so smart [02:48.44] [02:49.37]How come you ain't rich