The Waiter and The Porter and The Upstairs Maid - Original-Bing Crosby

[ti:The Waiter & The Porter The Up] [ar:Bing Crosby] [al:Bing Crosby & Company] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]The Waiter and The Porter and The Upstairs Maid - Original - Bing Crosby (平克·劳斯) [00:07.29]As your genial host may I offer a toast [00:10.91] [00:11.47]To the wine buying guest on my right [00:14.47](Hooray for the wine buyer) [00:16.09]Yes drag out the cooking sherry for the old colonel [00:18.97]May his bank account grow heavy laden with dough [00:23.58]May he spend it in here every night [00:26.89](Every night) [00:29.70] [00:30.44]Seeing this night in its glory [00:32.82] [00:33.43]You people so loyal so true [00:36.30] [00:37.23]Puts me in mind of a story [00:40.93] [00:41.87]Tell us about it pray do-o-o-o-o-o [00:48.22] [00:48.77]The people in the ballroom were stuffy and arty [00:52.24]So I began to get just a little bit frayed [00:55.53]I sneaked into the kitchen I dug me a party [00:58.98]The waiter [00:59.71]And the porter [01:00.53]And the second storey maid [01:02.28]I peeked into the parlour to see what was a-hatchin' [01:05.95]In time to hear the hostess suggest a charade [01:09.07]But who was in the pantry a-laughin' an' scratchin' [01:12.44]Oh The waiter [01:13.63]And the porter [01:14.38]And the upstairs maid [01:16.31]When they heard the music that the orchestra played [01:19.59]The waiter and the porter grabbed a-hold of the maid [01:23.10]Then they all proceeded to go into a clog [01:26.17] [01:26.92]Hot diggedy dog [01:29.97]If ever I'm invited to some fuddy-duddy's [01:33.34]I ain't-a-gonna watch any harlequinade [01:36.65]You'll find him in the kitchen applaudin' his buddies [01:40.14]The waiter [01:40.83]And the porter [01:41.71]And the upstairs maid [01:45.11] [01:50.52]Well pardon me folks the roast is carved [01:53.90]The wine is served why you look half starved [01:57.35]Pardon me sir may we be free [02:00.05] [02:00.61]The kitchen guard is havin' a jamboree [02:03.86] [02:10.91]I went and got a dish pan to use as a cymbal [02:14.42]The porter found the regular glass that he played [02:17.75]The fingers of the waiter were each in a thimble [02:21.14]You should-a heard the music that the combination made [02:24.29] [02:38.21]Marchin' through the kitchen to the pantry and back [02:41.54]Why man you should-a seen us we were ballin' the jack [02:45.00]Once a half an hour passed without any call [02:49.13]Jack we had a ball [02:50.85] [02:52.02]The waltzes and mazurkas we hate 'em we spurn 'em [02:55.40]We got a lot of rhythms we wanna hear played [02:58.53]Yes and we know who to go to when we want to learn 'em [03:02.28]The waiter and the porter and the upstairs maid