Damp's Seadog Shanty-M.R. Miller

Cap’n Damp: I clawed me way to the top (Yo ho, Cap’n Damp!) This turf is mine–get off me block! (Yo ho, Cap’n Damp!) Scuttle your buttle! Walk the plank! Batten the hatches! Shell the flank! Side to side will win this fight Not front to back; that isn’t right! Crustacean damnation, The scourge of the ocean is me! I’m Cap’n Damp! Let’s sing! Crew: Yo ho! Yo ho! We sail the seven seas of hell Yo ho! Yo ho! With Cap’n Damp we’re doing swell We’re looting and plundering, 10 feet down under the sea It’s Cap’n Damp for me! Cap’n Damp: Alas, beware ye little shrimp (Yo ho, Cap’n Damp!) Ye got yourself in quite a pinch (Yo ho, Cap’n Damp!) Lobstery mobster Beast of the deep King crab of the castle I’ve earned my keep Me crew and me Come measure me treasure The best in the biz! You’ll see none the better You won’t be getting the Armadageddon from me! I’m Cap’n Damp! Shake your pirate booty Crew: Yo ho! Yo ho! We sail the seven seas of hell Yo ho! Yo ho! With Cap’n Damp we’re doing swell We’re looting and plundering, 10 feet down under the sea It’s Cap’n Damp for me! Cap’n Damp: Argh! Now you’ve done it, scamp I clawed me way to the top (Yo ho, Cap’n Damp!) This turf is mine; get off me block! (Yo ho, Cap’n Damp!) Scuttle your buttle! Walk the plank! Batten the hatches! Shell the flank! Side to side will win this fight Not front to back; that isn’t right! Crustacean damnation, The scourge of the ocean is me! I’m Cap’n Damp! Let’s sing! Crew: Yo ho! Yo ho! We sail the seven seas of hell Yo ho! Yo ho! With Cap’n Damp we’re doing swell We’re looting and plundering, 10 feet down under the sea It’s Cap’n Damp for me! Cap’n Damp: Alas, beware ye little shrimp (Yo ho, Cap’n Damp!) Ye got yourself in quite a pinch (Yo ho, Cap’n Damp!) Lobstery mobster Beast of the deep King crab of the castle I’ve earned my keep Me crew and me Come measure me treasure The best in the biz! You’ll see none the better You won’t be getting the Armadageddon from me! I’m Cap’n Damp! Shake your pirate booty Crew: Yo ho! Yo ho! We sail the seven seas of hell Yo ho! Yo ho! With Cap’n Damp we’re doing swell We’re looting and plundering, 10 feet down under the sea It’s Cap’n Damp for me! Cap’n Damp: That’s it! You’re done! No. More. Crab. Fun.