I'm My Own Grandpa-Lonzo

[ti:I'm My Own Grandpa] [ar:Lonzo] [al:在线热搜(欧美)系列12] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]I'm My Own Grandpa - Lonzo [00:00.94]It sounds funny I know [00:04.08]But it really is so [00:07.63] [00:08.54]Oh I'm my own grandpa [00:14.43] [00:18.64]I'm my own grandpa [00:21.38] [00:22.69]I'm my own grandpa [00:25.94] [00:26.80]It sounds funny I know [00:28.82]But it really is so [00:31.33]Oh I'm my own grandpa [00:34.48] [00:35.62]Oh many many years ago [00:38.02]When I was twenty-three [00:39.31] [00:40.26]I was married to a widow [00:42.04]Who was pretty as can be [00:44.47]This widow had a grown-up daughter [00:46.71]Who had hair of red [00:48.73]My father fell in love with her [00:51.04]And soon the two were wed [00:53.13]This made my dad my son-in-law [00:55.09]And changed my very life [00:57.44]My daughter was my mother [00:59.67]'Cause she was my father's wife [01:01.83]To complicate the matter [01:03.62]Even though it brought me joy [01:06.05]I soon became the father [01:08.26]Of a bouncing baby boy [01:10.32]My little baby then became [01:12.44]A brother-in-law to Dad [01:14.67]And so became my uncle [01:16.36]Though it made me very sad [01:18.93]For if he was my uncle [01:20.86]Then that also made him brother [01:23.35]Of the widow's grown-up daughter [01:25.22]Who of course is my step-mother [01:28.01]I'm my own grandpa [01:31.77] [01:32.42]I'm my own grandpa [01:35.64] [01:36.25]It sounds funny I know [01:37.82]But it really is so [01:40.22]Oh I'm my own grandpa [01:43.96] [01:45.04]My father's wife then had a son [01:47.10]Who kept them on the run [01:49.11]And he became my grandchild [01:51.33]For he was my daughter's son [01:53.39]My wife is now my mother's mother [01:55.70]And it makes me blue [01:57.95]Because although she is my wife [01:59.96]She's my grandmother too [02:02.10]I'm my own grandpa [02:05.22] [02:06.30]I'm my own grandpa [02:09.53] [02:10.39]It sounds funny I know [02:12.39]But it really is so [02:14.80]Oh I'm my own grandpa [02:18.18] [02:24.57]Now if my wife is my grandmother [02:26.60]Then I'm her grandchild [02:28.83]And every time I think of it [02:30.84]It nearly drives me wild [02:32.89]For now I have become [02:34.52]The strangest case you ever saw [02:37.22]As husband of my grandma [02:39.60]I am my own grandpa [02:41.79]I'm my own grandpa [02:44.78] [02:45.72]I'm my own grandpa [02:48.92] [02:49.73]It sounds funny I know [02:51.75]But it really is so [02:54.14]Oh I'm my own grandpa