Poet Laureate-Canibus

[ti:Poet Laureate] [ar:Canibus] [al:Miclub - The Curriculum] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Poet Laureate - Canibus [00:02.06]Yo Houston to earth watch the ripper crucify you with verse [00:05.22]My urethra to your uvula quenches your thirst [00:07.12]Put your flames out with dry desert dirt where leopards lurk [00:10.48]Lock your soul down with an esoteric weapons search [00:13.94]Strap a bomb to one of your label's record clerks [00:16.28]And activate it as soon as they get to work [00:18.42]Ring the alarm red alert ni**a it gets worse [00:20.90]Bypass security networks with select words [00:22.51]Megahertz make nebulas reverse til your head bursts [00:25.48]Call the press first and ask them who has the best verse [00:29.08]Give me the respect I deserve [00:30.80]If you are what you eat it's obvious I can't eat what I'm worth [00:34.22]Y'all niggas eat p**sy and burp [00:35.84]The other half of y'all suck dick til your jaws and your neck hurt [00:39.13]When you address me ni**a end your sentence with sir' [00:41.67]Critics went berserk they haven't even heard my best work [00:44.49]See I broke into their mind by [00:46.21]Quietly going by their eardrum walls and hot wired their skulls [00:49.93]Yeah I earned the name canibus but what did it cost [00:52.48]Battle rap is nothing but a serendipitous whore [00:54.80]Niggas probably like what the f**k he dissing him for [00:57.63]Yeah he dissed me first but you were never informed [01:00.22]I'm one of the top five ni**a my sh*t is tight ni**a [01:03.10]You heard it right ni**a I rock mics ni**a [01:05.55]But the limelight isn't where I belong [01:07.87]The top four don't even look in the mirror no more [01:10.63]If they did I'd be in the mirror looking back at them [01:13.49]Ready to grab them kidnap them and put them on my album [01:16.10]I rip jackers rip the time space fabric [01:18.26]Loop the future with the past tense looking for patterns [01:20.87]Eradicate Africans that sold Africans to Saxons [01:22.98] [01:23.66]And forced black men to pay taxes [01:25.39] [01:26.02]Attack a wack b**ch with counter tactics [01:28.23]Split your bullet proof chassis in half with a rapid gatling [01:31.39]Keep firing at you til you're trapped in [01:33.81]Non combatants scramble for helicopter extraction [01:36.61]While I'm back at fort bragg bragging [01:38.60]How I tortured them faggots and stabbed them with rip the jacker daggers [01:42.34]Slay dragons with old passages from black magic manuscripts [01:45.42]I found in the cabinet written in Arabic [01:47.29] [01:47.85]Translate the characters one by one like Arafat's tarot card suggests [01:52.19]I make terrorist's threats through your stereo set [01:54.83]Various anthrax carriers sending sarin to the press [01:57.47]With an imaginary address cani's the best [01:59.91]Untraceable your picture's unpaintable canvas is wet [02:02.58]Let me dry you off with some of this fire I spit [02:05.48]Twenty six years old ni**a look how I spit [02:07.89]Microphone fiend since I was like fourteen [02:10.44]My cuban uncle used to sell coc*ine okay [02:12.93]I'm reloaded you're f**king with the wrong MC [02:15.74]Creutzfeldt jakob disease to the whole industry [02:18.45]Potent as hennessey that was distilled in tennessee [02:20.99]One shot scrambles your memory indefinitely [02:22.78] [02:23.37]Nowadays a hundred bars ain't impressive to me [02:26.14]You stepping to me ni**a do it intelligently [02:28.58]You want to battle or do you want to f**king wrestle with me [02:31.68]You ain't better than me you just have an obsession with me [02:34.43]Canibus hybrid the cake icing of rhyming [02:36.39]As I grow old I get colder like the declining climate [02:39.69]On earth's environment entirely tireless [02:41.44] [02:42.00]Rhymes come from a higherness of wireless dialect [02:44.74]Scientists from sirius b designed my specs [02:46.90]Astrally project during heightened sex [02:49.40]Chakras connect doctors inspect what they can't possibly interpret yet [02:53.17]That's why they revert to threats [02:54.99]They curse and throw fits [02:56.56]They're like immature earth cadets looking like captain Kirk in a dress [03:00.15]Lyrically I'll step on you rip on you [03:02.48]Then I'll defecate what I just digested on you [03:05.11]I'm better than you I'm better than you I'm better than you [03:08.05]Just to get the checkered flag I'll put the pressure on you [03:10.70]Put the extra effort on you [03:12.00]Write a motherf**king letter to you and your editors too threatening you [03:15.86]Detectives check your mail and your messenger too [03:18.26]You can take this verbal slashing that I left as a clue [03:21.10]Execute the type of wickedness the devil approves [03:23.34]Which basically means I can do whatever with you [03:26.03]I'm a rap music mutant with a cool name [03:28.86]Misconstrued fame but I spit butane [03:31.07] [03:31.63]Blue flames out of giant co2 tanks [03:33.89]Demagnetized memory banks enhanced advanced [03:36.66]One of a kind like modern man's retina scans [03:39.33]Quick as a glance and flickers from kerosene lamps [03:42.03]What do you want me to break first your jaw or your grill [03:45.00]What type of spit do you want from me sparkling or still [03:46.61] [03:47.13]Studied law at yale draw up my own deals [03:49.73]So the longer they resist me the stronger I feel [03:52.38]Spread your ganglia from Tanzania to flats of east Anglia [03:55.63] [03:56.13]Give up you can't keep up [03:58.02]The man eater in a wife beater spreading typhoid fever [04:00.69]Through mic receivers with light reverb [04:02.60]Type in the right keywords I might emerge [04:05.17]It takes a really nice ni**a to excite these nerds [04:07.91]Niggas want to see the gully in me keep f**king with me [04:11.30]Never under pressure I keep the pressure under me [04:13.69]Burn the w**d drop a freestyle on the internet [04:17.00]Then watch niggas burn the CD [04:18.60]Upload a picture of your mom getting dp'd [04:20.80]I'm one size away from thirteen believe it she peed [04:23.56]I'm the illest and it's going to be that way forever [04:26.09]Word of mouth is good but a mouth with words is better [04:29.48]Ni**a nobody gets sicker than the ripper