The Kids-Eminem

[ti:the kids] [ar:eminem] [al:306307] [by:] [offset:0] [00:02.05] Mr Mackey （Eric Cartman） [00:04.98]And everyone should get along [00:06.98]Okay children quiet down quiet down [00:08.54]Children I'd like to introduce our new substitute teacher for the day [00:12.11]His name is Mr Shady [00:13.80] [00:14.48]Children quiet down please [00:16.42]Brian don't throw that （SHUT UP ） [00:18.44]Mr Shady will be your new substitute [00:20.47]While Mr Kaniff is out with pneumonia （HE'S GOT AIDS ） [00:22.82]Good luck Mr Shady [00:24.10] Eminem [00:24.35]Hi there little boys and girls （F**K YOU ） [00:26.48]Today we're gonna to learn how to poison squirrels [00:28.11]But first I'd like you to meet my friend Bob （Huh ） [00:30.62]Say hi Bob （"Hi Bob"） Bob's 30 and still lives with his mom [00:33.31]And he don't got a job cause Bob sits at home and smokes pot [00:36.09]But his twelve-year old brother looks up to him an awful lot [00:38.54]And Bob likes to hang out at the local waffle spot [00:41.40]And wait in the parking lot for waitresses off the clock [00:43.78]When it's late and the lot gets dark and fake like he walks his dog [00:46.97]Drag 'em in the woods and go straight to the chopping blocks （AHH ） [00:49.84]And even if they escaped and they got the cops [00:52.22]The ladies would all be so afraid they would drop the charge [00:54.56]'Til one night Mrs Stacey went off the job [00:57.65]When she felt someone grab her whole face and said not to talk [01:00.28]But Stacey knew it was Bob and said knock it off [01:02.97]But Bob wouldn't knock it off cause he's crazy and off his rocker [01:05.72]Crazier than Slim Shady is off the vodka [01:07.37]You couldn't even take him to Dre's to get Bob a "Dr " [01:10.86]He grabbed S tace' by the legs as chopped it off her [01:13.28]And dropped her off in the lake for the cops to find her [01:16.43]But ever since the day Stacey went off to wander [01:18.59]They never found her and Bob still hangs at the waffle diner [01:20.65]And that's the story of Bob and his m*******a [01:23.10]And what it might do to you [01:25.21]So see if the squirrels want any - it's bad for you [01:27.39]Chorus: Mr Mackey （Eminem） [01:28.07]See children d**gs are bahhhd （c'mon） [01:29.00]And if you don't believe me ask ya dahhhd （ask him man） [01:32.16]And if you don't believe him ask ya mom （that's right） [01:34.15]She'll tell you how she does 'em all the time （she will） [01:36.69]So kids say no to d**gs （that's right） [01:39.98]So you don't act like everyone else does （uh-huh） [01:42.71]Then there's really nothin else to say （sing along） [01:45.57]D**gs are just bad mmm'kay [01:46.77] Eminem [01:47.81]My penis is the size of a peanut have you seen it [01:50.24]F**K NO you ain't seen it it's the size of a peanut （Huh ） [01:53.21]Speakin of peanuts you know what else is bad for squirrels [01:55.21]Ecstasy is the worst d**g in the world [01:58.30]If someone ever offers it to you don't do it [02:00.62]Kids two hits'll probably drain all your spinal fluid [02:02.50]And spinal fluid is final you won't get it back [02:05.89]So don't get attached it'll attack every bone in your back [02:08.42]Meet Zach twenty-one years old [02:10.52]After hangin out with some friends at a frat party he gets bold [02:13.54]And decides to try five when he's bribed by five guys [02:16.53]And peer pressure will win every time you try to fight it [02:19.24]Suddenly he starts to convulse and his pulse goes into hyperdrive [02:22.86]And his eyes roll back in his skull blblblblblb [02:24.84]His back starts tah - look like the McDonald's Arches [02:26.75]He's on Donald's carpet layin horizontal barfin BLEH [02:28.91]And everyone in the apartment starts laughin at him [02:32.47]"Hey Adam Zach is a jackass look at him " [02:35.21]Cause they took it too so they think it's funny [02:37.21]So they're laughing at basically nothing except maybe wasting his money [02:39.50]Meanwhile Zach's in a coma the action is over [02:43.03]And his back and his shoulders hunched up like he's practicin yoga [02:45.88]And that's the story of Zach the ecstasy maniac [02:47.90]So don't even feed that to squirrels class cause it's bad for you [02:50.74]Chorus: Mr Mackey （Eminem） [02:51.50]See children d**gs are bahhhd （c'mon） [02:53.62]And if you don't believe me ask ya dahhhd （ask him man） [02:56.40]And if you don't believe him ask ya mom （that's right） [02:58.55]She'll tell you how she does 'em all the time （she will） [03:01.96]So kids say no to d**gs （that's right） [03:04.43]So you don't act like everyone else does （uh-huh） [03:06.38]Then there's really nothin else to say （sing along） [03:09.65]D**gs are just bad mmm'kay [03:10.88] Eminem [03:12.03]And last but not least one of the most humungous [03:13.93]Problems among young people today is fungus [03:17.22]It grows from cow manure they pick it out wipe it off [03:20.03]Bag it up and you put it right in your mouth and chew it [03:22.62]Yum yum Then you start to see some dumb stuff [03:25.14]And everything slows down when you eat some of 'em [03:27.62]And sometimes you see things that aren't there （Like what ） [03:30.61]Like fat woman in G-strings with orange hair [03:33.03]（Mr Shady what's a G-string ） It's yarn Claire [03:35.65]Women stick 'em up their behinds go out and wear 'em （Huh ） [03:38.68]And if you swallow too much of the magic mushrooms [03:40.68]Whoops did I say magic mushrooms [03:41.87]I meant fungus Ya tongue gets all swoll up like a cow's tongue （How come ） [03:46.80]Cause it comes from a cow's dung （Gross ） [03:49.21]See d**gs are bad it's a common fact [03:51.05]But your mom and dad know that's all that I'm good at （Oh ） [03:53.96]But don't be me cause if you grow up and you go and O D [03:56.70]They're gonna come for me and I'ma have to grow a goatee [03:59.05]And get a disguise and hide cause it'll be my fault [04:01.27]So don't do d**gs and do exactly as I don't [04:04.14]Cause I'm bad for you [04:05.25]Chorus: Mr Mackey （Eminem） [04:05.87]See children d**gs are bahhhd （c'mon） [04:07.25]And if you don't believe me ask ya dahhhd （ask him man） [04:09.99]And if you don't believe him ask ya mom （that's right） [04:12.20]She'll tell you how she does 'em all the time （she will） [04:15.43]So kids say no to d**gs （that's right） [04:17.95]So you don't act like everyone else does （uh-huh） [04:20.23]Then there's really nothin else to say （sing along） [04:23.36]D**gs are just bad mmm'kay [04:24.86] Mr Mackey （Eric Cartman） [04:26.93]Come on children clap along （SHUT UP ） [04:28.92]Sing along children （Suck my motherf**kin d**k ） [04:30.65]D**gs are just bad d**gs are just bad （South Park is gonna sue me ） [04:36.97]So don't do d**gs （Suck my motherf**kin penis ） [04:39.31]So there'll be more for me （Hippie God d**nit ） [04:43.68]（So f**ked up right now ）