Hip Hop Quotables-Ludacris

[ti:Hip Hop Quotables] [ar:Ludacris] [al:Chicken-n-Beer] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Hip Hop Quotables - Ludacris [00:00.28]Written by：Chris Bridges/Erick Sermon [00:00.57]High my name's Ludacris and I'm high as girrafes butts [00:03.73]And I'm close to the edge so [00:05.13]Your parents can come push me [00:07.32]I curse so much just to get on they nerves [00:09.47]I got kids actin a fool from the traps to the burbs [00:12.42]My filthy mouf it won't fight cavities or beat plaque [00:15.28]So I shot the tooth fairy aahhh [00:16.84]And took my old teeth back [00:18.05]I'll take a sh*t on the equator the size of a crater [00:21.25]And make Government officials breath harder than Darth Vader [00:24.27]It's the chicken the beer that make luda keep rappin [00:26.98]But no pork on my fork I 'dont even speak pig Latin [00:30.17]I go fishin on my lake wit yo b**ch as da bait [00:32.66]Plus I eat many M C's but I 'dont gain no weight [00:35.64]The number 1 chief rocker clean out your rap lockers [00:38.78]I'm as stiff as a board your more shook than maracas [00:41.65]But my tricks ain't for kids if [00:43.17]You dig 'em you'll get smaked [00:44.54]I'll clock yah I'll spring forward you'll fall back whoo [00:47.77]Every album that I drop has got more than ten bangers yeah [00:50.65]Thats 'cause I'm a shot caller ya'll fools are crank yankers bells [00:53.37]Ain't a d**n thing changed but the ice on my chain [00:56.12]I get chicks from Portland oregon to Portland maine [00:58.96]Now I role up torpedoes get blunted wit rastas [01:02.26]For a hefty fee I'm on your record like bob castas yeah [01:05.43]I own so many jerseys I'm a throw back mess [01:07.63]I hit the cleaners an tell 'em [01:09.26]I want a full court press owe [01:11.11]So mama toast yah glass while I'm countin my cash [01:13.66]'Cause every single is a smash [01:15.20]I'm hot as a camals a** ha [01:17.11]The competition never just wanna admit that they lost [01:19.50]And that they last about as [01:20.75]Long as my part in the wash [01:22.45]From your car to a crap game no one rolls witchu [01:25.68]One of mini me's shoes got more soul than you ok [01:28.48]So by the time you figure out why your record ain't spinnin [01:31.08]I'm in the strip club smokin wit [01:33.07]Presedent clinton [01:34.17]So stand clear of the long side burns and go tee [01:37.14]They made the mold of the p*nis enlarger off me me [01:40.61]I'll be in another when I hit from the back back [01:43.27]Not to mention my refrigerators taller than shaq yeah [01:46.24]So yippie ka ye yippie yi yi yo yo if you [01:49.93]Can't swim 'dont smoke my hydro dro [01:52.22]I've been lookin for a woman just to put my stamp on [01:54.95]But alotta ya'll are more stuck up than tampons whoo [01:57.97]So wash all you sins away and start prayin yeah [02:01.04]If God's line is busy you might [02:02.69]Have to two way him uh hmm [02:04.07]And catch me in your back yard playin' croquet [02:06.56]And when I'm drunk I'll be tellin [02:07.70]Kids drugs are bad umm kay [02:09.75]Or watch me swing my chains at the Rascals of Peko [02:12.55]Got seven cars I get all my rims at chrome depot [02:15.65]And people think I'm bad they say ooh he's so evil [02:18.20]'Cause I go on blind dates with [02:19.82]Actual blind people owe [02:21.22]But my albums out the store [02:22.59]Yours be on the shelf uh hmm [02:24.26]I heard you masterbate alot so ya'll keep to yourself [02:26.92]'Cause these women want a man to stay up and stay strong [02:29.97]Like the N B A you gotta play hard or go home [02:33.09]All that sh*t that ya'll talkin [02:34.27]Ya'll can pop it to them [02:35.50]'Cause ludacris will beat you down with a prosthetic limb [02:38.52]I'll put my foot so deep in your [02:40.55]A** that you can smell it [02:41.64]And your breath'll turn to [02:42.71]Footlocker water repelant [02:44.67]I'm the man I got money far as the eyes can see [02:47.17]And I'm in a group I split [02:48.55]Dough wit me me and me [02:50.50]So much money in my jewelery that I'm d**n near sorry [02:53.34]So I'ma trade my earings in and get a ferrari whoo [02:56.31]I buy cars wit straight cash have meetins wit donald trump [02:59.23]Yall meet wit honda no payments for 12 months [03:02.05]Take a look at your life and no wonder your so sad [03:05.02]Ya'll put up wit more sh*t than a colostomy bag [03:07.81]Ha ha ha