The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything-Relient K

[ti:The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything (《无所事事的海盗》电影插曲)] [ar:Relient K] [al:The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything - A Veggietales Movie Soundtrack] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything - Relient K [00:04.88]We are the pirates we don't do anything [00:07.62] [00:08.35]We just stay at home and lie around [00:10.30] [00:11.53]And if you ask us to do anything [00:13.36] [00:14.44]We'll just tell you we don't do anything [00:16.60] [00:17.70]But I've never been to Greenland [00:19.28]And I've never been to Denver [00:20.68]And I've never buried treasure in St Louie or St Paul [00:23.23] [00:23.80]And I've never been to Moscow [00:25.24]And I've never been to Tampa [00:26.75]And I've never been to Boston in the fall [00:28.57] [00:29.21]'Cause we're the pirates that don't do anything [00:31.77] [00:32.49]We just stay at home and lie around [00:34.52] [00:35.42]And if you ask us to do anything [00:37.62] [00:38.56]We'll just tell you we don't do anything [00:40.78] [00:41.95]And I've never hoist the mainstay [00:43.52]And I've never swabbed the poop deck [00:45.07]And I've never veered starboard cause I've never sailed at all [00:47.40] [00:47.91]And I've never walked the gang plank [00:49.68]And I've never owned a parrot [00:50.78] [00:53.47]And I've never been to Boston in the fall [00:55.61] [00:56.72]'Cause we're the pirates who don't do anything [00:58.74] [00:59.58]We just stay at home and lie around [01:01.74] [01:02.65]And if you ask us to do anything [01:04.57] [01:05.68]We'll just tell you we don't do anything [01:07.97] [01:08.95]Oh I've never plucked a rooster [01:10.60]And I am not too good at ping pong [01:11.89]And I've never thrown my mashed pertaters up against the wall [01:15.05]And I've never kissed a chipmunk [01:16.52]And I've never gotten head lice [01:18.04]And I have never been to Boston in the fall [01:19.99] [01:22.92]Pirate captains log 2002 [01:24.47] [01:25.79]Who be this band Relient K [01:27.18] [01:27.92]And why they be so full of contradictions [01:29.40] [01:30.97]We don't know what he did [01:32.45]But we're down with captain Kidd [01:34.03]We don't wake up before lunch [01:35.44]But we all eat captain crunch [01:36.99]We don't smoke we don't chew [01:38.44]We watch captain kangaroo [01:39.29] [01:40.60]And I've never licked a spark plug [01:42.89]And I've never sniffed a stink bug [01:44.22] [01:45.19]And I've never painted Daisies on a big red rubber ball [01:49.20] [01:50.08]And I've never bathed in yogurt [01:51.46] [01:52.37]And I don't look good in leggings [01:53.94] [01:56.12]And I've never been to Boston in the fall [01:57.99] [02:01.90]We are the pirates who don't do anything [02:04.44] [02:05.27]We just stay at home and lie around [02:07.39] [02:08.39]And if you ask us to do anything [02:10.59] [02:11.65]We'll just tell you we don't do anything [02:14.63] [02:17.47]We are the pirates we don't do anything [02:19.52] [02:20.13]We just stay at home and lie around [02:22.09] [02:23.02]And if you ask us to do anything [02:25.03] [02:26.06]We'll just tell you we don't do anything