How To Skin A Cat-Husker Du

[ti:How To Skin A Cat] [ar:Husker Du] [al:New Day Rising] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]How To Skin A Cat - Husker Du [00:08.25]We are starting a cat ranch in Lacon with 100 000 cats [00:11.75]Each cat will average 12 kittens a year [00:15.63]The cat skins will sell for 30 cents each [00:18.65]One hundred men can skin 5 000 cats a day [00:23.42]We figure a daily net profit of over $10 000 [00:26.41]Now what shall we feed the cats [00:29.18]We will start a rat ranch next door with 1 000 000 rats [00:32.68]The rats will breed 12 times faster than the cats [00:35.63]So we will have four rats to feed each day to each cat [00:39.95]Now what shall we feed the rats [00:42.21] [00:43.23]We will feed the rats the carcasses of the cats [00:49.23] [00:49.86]After they have been skinned [00:52.60]Now get this we feed the rats to the cats [00:55.84]And the cats to the rats and get the cat skins for nothing [00:59.36]We feed the rats to the cats and the cats to the rats [01:02.48]And get the cat skins for nothing [01:04.54]We feed the rats to the cats and the cats to the rats [01:07.04]And get the cat skins for nothing [01:10.54] [01:17.49]We feed the rats the carcasses of the cats [01:20.17]After they have been skinned [01:23.08]Now get this we feed the rats to the cats [01:30.47]And the cats to the rats and get the cat skins for nothing [01:35.98]We feed the rats to the cats and the cats to the rats