The Winkle Man-Judge Dread

[ti:The Winkle Man] [ar:Judge Dread] [al:Big Six] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]The Winkle Man - Judge Dread [00:05.75]"I'll tell you a story about [00:06.94]A geezer called the Winkle Man [00:08.40] [00:09.53]A right dirty sod [00:10.43] [00:11.58]The Winkle Man comes down the street [00:14.33]And serves all the ladys [00:16.39] [00:17.37]What do you know nine months on [00:20.31]They've all got cramps and babys [00:22.65] [00:23.23]"The funny thing about [00:24.08]He was right little shrimp " [00:26.00] [00:35.15]He used to sell them cellary [00:37.80]And according to the dirty talk [00:40.03] [00:40.84]He asked them what they liked best: [00:43.78]The knob end or the stalk [00:45.98] [00:46.55]"No wonder why a woman used [00:47.44]To come in here with a smile on her face [00:49.11] [00:50.26]I'll smash his face in " [00:51.38] [00:58.76]He'd go down to his local pub [01:01.33]For a pint and a packet of Brisk's [01:03.74] [01:04.49]The barmaid's got a 48 [01:06.78] [01:07.32]And he always grabs her tits [01:09.97]Like coconuts [01:10.87] [01:22.09]A girl he had was a noisy bird [01:24.91]She used to scream and moan [01:26.87] [01:27.82]She shouted 'help ' He said 'you silly cow [01:30.66]I can manage on me own' [01:32.83] [01:33.70]"What do you want to bring [01:34.59]The neighbors in then [01:35.65]Oh what do you want [01:36.46]A gang bang then " [01:37.21] [01:45.51]She said 'I was a virgin [01:48.02]Now I've been dumped twice in a day' [01:50.62] [01:51.45]He said 'Twice [01:52.57]But it's only once' [01:54.16]She said 'right [01:55.42]You gonna dash away ' [01:56.37] [01:57.39]"Allright be gentle with me [02:00.16]It's only my second time [02:01.25] [02:01.89]Today" [02:02.42] [02:09.11]When he was young and in his prime [02:12.08]He'd have a woman any old time [02:15.12]Now he's old and getting gray [02:17.73]He seems to like the other way [02:20.45] [02:21.40]"Well I suppose there's no harm [02:22.67]In him being a shirt-lifter [02:24.10]It just means there's more birds [02:25.49]For all the fellows in the pub " [02:27.07]"Winkle Winkle " [02:28.06] [02:28.64]"Oh christ here he comes again [02:30.98]Gay boys in bondage [02:31.98] [02:33.00]Do you want a drink " [02:34.16]"Yes please sailor" [02:34.81] [02:35.38]"Who are you calling sailor [02:36.76]I'll smash you in the gut " [02:38.25]"Up your's butch " [02:39.59]"I'll give you up your's You [02:41.28]Bum burgler Take that