Holy Smokes-Aesop Rock

[ti:Holy Smokes] [ar:Aesop Rock] [al:Fast Cars, Danger, Fire and Kn] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Holy Smokes - Aesop Rock [00:00.57]Give him one of these pills if he has any pain [00:02.31] [00:10.86]A parable what is it well its a little story with [00:15.36]A lot of truth and earthly sotry with a heavenly name [00:21.50] [00:23.99]He told them simply and sincerely [00:26.68]In words every one could understand and learn the lesson he wanted to teach [00:32.48] [00:33.35]Well they were selfish with the helmets on the little bus [00:35.43]To break fluid which crippled up the get retarded nickle punks [00:38.55]Slowly copas wore as lowly robot to raise to be holy [00:41.69]Pope and one day rise to interigate the holy ghost (i knew it) [00:44.55]Holy smokes father black suit white collar [00:47.05]Kiddie porn dungeon guns and 3 fingers for your daughters cunt belly up [00:50.30]Andtique nazi pariphinelia [00:52.24]Cannot pay your bills wiht holy water and hail mary luck [00:55.05]Shut up f**ker enjoy the alcatraz shower fun and mommys [00:58.59]Madam cliche generation X agnostic front [01:00.66]Not the nify faith since ninteen fify eight before [01:03.28]The new new testament approved altar boy kissed then raped [01:05.37]And take me to your leader as long as he dont manipulate toddler fever [01:08.92]Call me crazy but i bet that wasnt gods demanor [01:11.73]Sodomizing pink and (mee too)on long island was jesus [01:14.02]And every weekend wed approve traditional love bringing [01:17.15]Of a middle pennsylvenia sh*t hole where elders movements [01:19.96]Stressed stellar theraputic bible cycles [01:21.71]From church with the bait and tackle store next door [01:24.15]And not much more so the two moved to New York and [01:27.02]Raised babies based on what they saw [01:28.22]Christmas morning smelled fresher then angle p**sy [01:30.66]But immaculate conception came second to playful goodies [01:33.42]Like lazer tag wasfar more spiritual then blood and [01:36.35]Body waifer bags and mangers stabs as long as santa ate the cookies [01:38.92]When i was a saint i ate paitn with snakes a bullies [01:42.10]Said if only you memorized your prayers like your cool G's [01:44.72]Byt he time i was old enuf to know what religion was [01:47.11]I was catholasism numb and truly diddnt give a F**K [01:50.24]94' oved out the crib and aint seen a steeple since [01:53.30]Once kenivil evil seeps and the christian leaders pitch to preists [01:55.99]Who lap slap with parental advisory warnigns [01:58.18]Ill be auditioning gods in my office on monday mornings [02:00.85] [02:07.60]Uh oh and yet another ill slips downt the hatch hittin the kill switch [02:12.18] [02:18.56]I need a couple A's for Q's im not an asshole just a little confused [02:23.49]This story reminds us of the one jesus told about people [02:26.99]Who were kind and helpful to others [02:29.12]He said that oneday the kind would say to these people [02:32.88]Would say come and inherit the kingdom prepared for [02:34.72]You for when i was hungry you gave me food i was sick [02:38.29]U visited me when i was in prision you visited me [02:41.09]And the people asked lord when did we see you sick or hungry or in prison [02:47.10] [02:48.84]And he saqid in the least you ahve done unto you you have done unto me [02:56.04]Yeah [02:56.55]Jsut a litle bruise in the back of the pews [02:58.93]Actin amsued in the maskof the vatican blues [03:01.56]For in the eyes of the organization iw as raised in [03:04.56]Ace is jsut another sinning brick in hells basement [03:07.05]Cubical clolors ajacent tot eh killers and rapists for what [03:10.51]Drugs and f**kin thats part of growin up [03:12.86]Like cups for the dumn shits better then the school [03:15.55]Im nto an asshole im jsut a little confused [03:18.43]Just a lit fuse int he back of the pews waching a thousand [03:21.68]Flavors of the same god feud [03:23.62]I figure ultimate peace is the common theme so its [03:26.56]A no brainer peace whent he blood hits the screen [03:29.29]I gota basic good and evil sensibility born [03:31.35]Good neighbor known that a halo woulda been over horns [03:34.66]More science hen faith and more karma then bread and [03:37.71]Booze im nto an asshole im sjut a little confused [03:40.34]Not and asshole im jsut a little confused [03:43.32]Not and asshole im jsut a little confused [03:46.08]Not and asshole im jsut a little confsued [03:48.26]You know what to be completely honest aesop your a f**king asshole