Transistor Radio-Benny Hill/Tony Hatch

[ti:Transistor Radio] [ar:Benny Hill] [al:Best of British Comedy] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Transistor Radio - Benny Hill/Sophia Loren [00:03.87]My baby's got a transistor radio [00:05.85]She takes it everywhere we go [00:07.55] [00:08.56]She takes it when we go out a-walking [00:11.37]Even to a movie show [00:13.02] [00:13.54]Well now [00:14.01]Just last night [00:14.98]In the pale moonlight [00:16.33]I asked her for a kiss [00:18.24] [00:18.95]But instead of hearing her whisper sweet words of love [00:21.80]All that I could hear was this [00:23.44] [00:24.06]Last night I held a little hand [00:26.95]It made my poor heart sing [00:29.38]It was the sweetest hand I'd held [00:32.20]Four aces and a king [00:34.14]Ga-ba-ga-ba-hey-ho [00:35.51] [00:37.83]I went round to the house where my baby lives [00:39.92]To ask her for a date [00:41.59] [00:43.02]There I was [00:43.69]Walking up the garden path [00:45.11]Round about half past eight [00:46.58] [00:47.35]When I heard a sound [00:48.60]Made my poor heart pound [00:50.31]It stopped me in my stride [00:51.91] [00:52.78]I seemed to hear the voice of another guy [00:55.49]Coming from inside [00:57.00] [00:59.43]I wonder if you're lonesome tonight [01:00.85] [01:02.22]But don't wanna call [01:03.22] [01:05.02]Maybe that's [01:05.44] [01:06.50]'Cause you're eleven feet tall [01:07.60] [01:09.80]And all the world's a stage they said [01:11.26]I have often heard that said [01:12.66] [01:14.79]But I don't have a wooden heart [01:16.62] [01:17.38]I have a wooden head [01:18.89] [01:20.66]I'd like to take her transistor radio [01:22.72]And throw it in the deep blue sea [01:24.44] [01:25.55]I'm so jealous of her transistor radio [01:27.95]'Cause it takes her mind off me [01:29.66] [01:30.51]I said oh baby please be mine [01:33.21]I want you for my own [01:34.83] [01:36.05]Tell me is your love for somebody else [01:38.46]Or is it for me alone [01:39.98] [01:41.39]It's also for Ngia Gooki of British Honduras [01:43.88] [01:44.88]Umbongo Appledory of New Guinea [01:46.56] [01:47.26]And Fred Glockenlocker of British Hartle pool [01:49.58] [01:51.76]I swore to her that I would be always true [01:53.95]And love her all the while [01:55.52] [01:56.89]And on that oh so happy day in may [01:59.08]I took her down the aisle [02:00.70] [02:01.33]Now do you take this man to be your loving husband [02:04.16]The preacher softly said [02:06.04] [02:06.82]But he never heard you say I do [02:09.11]'Cause this is what he heard instead [02:11.05] [02:12.51]Gabba Gabba gabba yeah yeah [02:14.35] [02:15.15]Gabba Gabba gabba yeah yeah [02:16.97]You told me you were just eighteen on the telephone [02:21.39] [02:22.60]I thought that you meant eighteen years [02:25.11]But you meant eighteen stone [02:27.13]Big fat mama [02:28.33] [02:31.03]We went to spend our honey [02:32.30]Moon down on the Island of Capri [02:34.65] [02:36.07]I found ourselves a very small hotel [02:37.92]As quiet as could be [02:39.75] [02:40.56]But when I got up to our room [02:43.21]Upon our wedding night [02:44.97] [02:45.89]This is the sound that reached my ears [02:48.21]As I switched out the light [02:50.13] [02:51.43]Darling [02:51.62] [02:52.83]Ere where's the radio [02:54.26] [02:55.46]Music he wants