The Humpty Dance-Fresh Beat MCs

[ti:The Humpty Dance] [ar:Fresh Beat MCs] [al:Step Up Dance Soundtrack] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]The Humpty Dance - Fresh Beat MCs [00:10.36]All right stop whatcha doin' 'cause I'm about to ruin [00:13.34]The image and the style that ya used to [00:15.29]I look funny but yo I'm makin' money see [00:18.08]Yo world I hope you're ready for me [00:20.02]Now gather round I'm the new fool in town [00:22.31]And my sound's laid down by the underground [00:24.71]I drink up all the hennessey ya got on ya shelf [00:27.11]Let me introduce myself [00:29.22]My name is Humpty pronounced with a umpty [00:31.57]Yo ladies oh how I like to Hump thee [00:33.92]All rappers in the top [00:35.03]Ten please allow me to bump thee [00:37.07]I'm steppin' tall y'all and just Humpty dumpty [00:39.81]You're gonna fall when the stereos pump me [00:42.00]I like to rhyme I like my beats funky [00:44.38]I'm spunky I like my oatmeal lumpy [00:46.53]I'm sick wit dis straight gangsta mack [00:49.11]Sometimes I get ridiculous [00:51.19]I'll eat up all your crackers and your licorice [00:53.37]Hey yo fat girl come here are ya ticklish [00:56.87]Well you are fat 'cause I'm skinny [00:59.52]It never stopped me from gettin' busy [01:01.66]I'm a freak I like the girls with the boom [01:04.01]I once got busy in a burger king bathroom [01:06.44]I'm crazy allow me to amaze thee [01:08.51]They say I'm ugly but it just don't faze me [01:10.99]I'm still gettin' into the girl's pants [01:13.25]And I even got my own dance [01:15.13]The Humpty dance is your chance to do the Hump [01:21.98]Do the Humpty Hump do the Humpty Hump [01:26.58]Do the Humpty Hump do the Humpty Hump [01:31.19]Do the Humpty Hump [01:32.86]Do the Humpty Hump [01:35.18]Do the Humpty Hump do the Humpty Hump [01:38.68]People say yo Humpty you're really funny lookin' [01:41.65]That's all right 'cause I get things cookin' [01:44.23]Ya stare ya glare ya constantly compare me [01:47.51]But ya can't get near me [01:48.81]I give 'em more see and on the floor B [01:51.48]The girls they adore me [01:52.52]Oh yes ladies I'm really bein' sincere [01:54.70]'Cause in a 69 my Humpty tickle ya rear [01:56.49]My nose is big uh uh I'm not ashamed [02:00.09]Big like a pickle I'm still gettin' paid [02:02.34]I get laid by the ladies ya know I'm in charge [02:04.37]Both how I'm livin' and my nose is large [02:06.73]Yes stoopid I shoot an arrow like cupid [02:09.13]I use a word that don't mean nothin' like a looptid [02:11.74]Sing it if ya missed it [02:13.01]Grand kick it in the biscuits [02:15.66]Also told ya that I like to bite [02:17.75]Well yeah I guess it's obvious I also like to write [02:20.08]All ya do give Humpty a chance [02:22.45]And now I'm gonna do my dance [02:24.40]The Humpty dance is your chance to do the Hump [02:30.42]Do the Humpty Hump do the Humpty Hump [02:35.12]Do the Humpty Hump do the Humpty Hump [02:39.74]Do the Humpty Hump do the Humpty Hump [02:44.51]Do the Humpty Hump do the Humpty Hump [02:47.34]Oh yeah that's the break y'all [02:49.45]Let me hear a funky bass groove right here [02:52.68]Doo ra [02:53.76]Doo ra [02:54.92]Doo ra [02:56.16]Doo [02:56.78]Oh yeah now that I told ya a little bit about myself [02:59.87]Let me tell ya a little bit about this dance [03:02.79]It's real easy to do check it out [03:06.64]First I limp to the side like my leg was broken [03:09.34]Shakin' and twitchin' like I was smokin' [03:11.79]Crazy wack funky [03:13.34]People say ya look like MC hammer on crack Humpty [03:16.35]That's all right body's in motion [03:18.55]It's supposed to look like a convulsion [03:20.91]Anyone can play this game [03:23.12]This is my dance y'all Humpty Hump's my name [03:26.80]No two people will do it the same [03:28.85]We get it down when ya appear in pain [03:31.30]Humpin' funkin' jumpin' jig around shakin' ya rump [03:34.96]And when the dude a sound [03:36.41]Points a finger like a stump [03:38.19]The Humpty dance is your chance to do the Hump [03:44.97]Do the Humpty Hump do the Humpty Hump [03:49.60]Do the Humpty Hump do the Humpty Hump [03:53.64]Do the Humpty Hump do the Humpty Hump [03:58.03]Do the Humpty Hump do the Humpty Hump [04:02.72]Do the Humpty Hump do the Humpty Hump [04:07.34]Do the Humpty Hump do the Humpty Hump [04:09.28]Humpty Dumpty say the world [04:12.05]Do the Humpty Hump do the Humpty Hump [04:16.90]Do the Humpty Hump do the Humpty Hump [04:20.18]The Humpty dance is your chance to do the Hump [04:26.54]Do the Humpty Hump do the Humpty Hump [04:29.51]Humpty Dumpty set on a wall [04:31.18]Do the Humpty Hump do the Humpty Hump