Can't Con An Honest John (Explicit)-The Streets

[ti:] [ar:] [al:] [by:时间戳工具V2.0_20200810] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Using the following I'm going to show you： [00:02.73]A [00:02.76] [00:03.33]How to con someone using their own greed [00:05.70]B [00:06.24]That you won't feel bad 'cos they're trying to con you anyway and [00:09.30]C [00:09.75]TAKING THEIR MONEY [00:11.52]As I have come to realise running the beats is just getting people's confidence [00:17.61]This scam only works 'cos that man thinks he's working this scam [00:20.58]And that you man off his mark [00:22.08] [00:22.83]Get your mate let's call your mate Piers [00:25.05]No not Piers let's call him Farquhar [00:26.76] [00:27.69]Anyway get Farquhar to crawl into a bar with his dog [00:30.57]Like I said the barman will try and con you later [00:32.58]But you're gonna take all his money [00:33.63] [00:34.17]Anyway get Farquhar to pass into a local bar [00:36.84]And call to the bar to look after a dog for a dart [00:39.33]Just for 20 quid for a while claiming that he hated it [00:42.18]But it was worth more than his car [00:44.07] [00:44.64]This by the way requires that you find and supply Farquhar [00:47.10] [00:47.61]With an animal and a life from your local park [00:50.22]Get a nice dog that doesn't bark [00:52.02]But not so nice that someone might miss this mutt from the park [00:55.05] [00:55.62]Anyway using this technique you're gonna take all this man's money [00:58.14]But you're not gonna care cos he's gonna f**king deserve it [01:00.93]You'll never con an Honest John [01:03.66]An Honest John you can't drag down [01:06.15]Exactly [01:07.05]Con do lee get conned [01:08.28]When they think they're the cunning one [01:10.80]It's all one big con [01:12.24]Neighbour you won't con [01:14.73]An Honest John [01:16.89]Now listen get Farquhar to dart out the bar [01:19.32]And just shop for some garm's maybe [01:20.79] [01:21.33]Just to pass an hour or so [01:22.68] [01:23.22]I would go shopping cos' I gave up drinking [01:25.62]But whatever just have Farquhar down the road [01:28.44]Now you walk in the bar walk up to the barman [01:30.96]Order a jar when you've caught him slouched on his own [01:33.63]Start eyeing the dog that he's minding by his side [01:36.36]Currently vibe him and start on about the dog you own [01:38.85] [01:39.39]Start asking the barman if it's his fine specimen of a dog [01:42.39]Nod smile agree look interested and cool [01:44.85]When he tells you it's someone else's you've just left previous [01:47.76]Tell him 'This is a very rare breed of animal ' [01:50.61]Last time I lied my manager swiped me [01:52.86]But lie and tell him it's like a f**king Red Eared Hunting Spaniel [01:56.25]Tell him it's worth 600 quid and you would pay handsomely if you were to accept finance at all [02:01.29]You'll never con an Honest John [02:03.78]Sometimes [02:04.47]An Honest John you can't drag down [02:06.21]Sometimes I think I should just go completely [02:08.19]Condolee get conned [02:08.63]When they think they're the cunning one [02:11.54] [02:12.57]Neighbour you won't con an Honest John [02:14.79]Keep listening though it's important that you keep listening [02:17.85]Now take all his shopping off him [02:19.41]Get your mate Farquhar to pop in [02:21.21]Looking straight gutted a bit later on [02:23.55]He should order a jar talk at the bar [02:25.38]Ensure he looks calm warm with the barman [02:27.18]And generally start conversating on [02:28.83] [02:29.40]Farquhar should start falling apart [02:31.14]About how he's arsed up some chance [02:32.73]And how arsed up his day was [02:34.56]Or in the event the spread betting he's getting ready to accept [02:37.08]That his rent's not getting payed up [02:38.79] [02:39.93]The barman's mind will chime slowly for a while [02:42.36]He might wipe the bar as his mind is making sums [02:45.00] [02:45.90]Farquhar should continue to moan about money [02:47.82]And that this mutt is not the greatest of his worries [02:50.37]And like 'ching ' the barman will five out of six times [02:53.46]Kindly offer his greed to buy the dog for a price of 300 quid [02:56.22] [02:56.82]And after some bartering your barman will haggle and charge harder [02:59.91]In greed of the scent of the scheme in his head [03:01.56]That's right neighbour [03:02.16]You'll never con an Honest John [03:04.38]An Honest John you can't drag down [03:07.02]Condolee get conned [03:07.86]When they think they're the cunning one [03:09.57]The barman is gonna see how much he can stitch you up for [03:13.02]Neighbour you won't con an Honest John [03:15.54]How does that work Cos' everytime it's based around someone who thinks they're conning you [03:19.35]They'll never imagine the whole scenario is prepared solely for him [03:22.74]Why should he [03:23.61]That sort of paranoia can get you in the loony bin [03:25.77] [03:26.49]As I have come to realise running the beats is just getting people's confidence [03:33.27]AND THAN TAKING THEIR MONEY [03:35.46]It's all one big con