World Agape-Busdriver

[ti:World Agape] [ar:Busdriver] [al:Jhelli Beam] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]World Agape - Busdriver [00:03.04]Whoo [00:03.48] [00:04.66]Art rap art rap art rap art rap [00:07.23]Whoo [00:07.72] [00:09.91]Who better qualified to mediate in the larp discord [00:12.09]With my dewy moleskin brewing cauldron and karmic orb [00:14.71]I'm fully pantsless like the wooly mammoth from the tar pit gorge [00:17.65]Yet I'm David Carradine taking thorazine off the starship oars [00:19.70]No godhead in the blog thread stringing this harpsichord [00:21.77]No tasteful tunes just tablespoons of parsnip porridge [00:24.64]Of the bleeded ether from the Greenpeacer's alarmist lore [00:26.86] [00:27.43]I'm dashing and windblown [00:28.99]When the world's agape [00:30.12] [00:30.70]And I bookend your smiles with unhappy endings [00:34.01]I'm dashing and windblown [00:35.51]When the world's agape [00:37.81] [00:38.69]Drop orange rind on the war crime set in the crowded ballot [00:41.33]With my in-laws and Limbaugh singing a power ballad [00:43.63]Their price gouging funds their night outings and flowered phallice [00:45.78]More than spider bites we give them writer's strikes and an endowed outage [00:48.28]The ulcer gargle and dulcimer drone are character-driven [00:50.65]Like the "no sir" art show sulfur marble and American women [00:53.21]This bonus disk shows my showmanship and parenting acumen [00:55.49] [00:56.30]I'm dashing and windblown [00:57.81]When the world's agape [00:59.43]And I bookend your smiles with unhappy endings [01:03.05]I'm dashing and windblown [01:04.29]When the world's agape [01:05.85]Oh what to do [01:07.48]Oh what to do when the world we service is a whirling dervish [01:10.10]And my sidekick aids his surly cervix he's burly and girlish [01:12.28]And I'm Isaac Hayes on a gurney in Zurich saying [01:14.71]"Man up puss Right now " [01:17.53]We're telling kids [01:19.03]"Oh yes you can't" [01:20.19] [01:21.67]I'm rushed to hair and make-up on the war-torn beachfront [01:24.04]Where I narrate stuff like a foreign-born creampuff [01:27.41]But I forewarn the teen pups that their core's worn and pre-shrunk [01:30.65]Then in poor form I triple lutz and I land on my gristle hump [01:33.71]But really [01:34.09]I'm into spooning and spoonerisms [01:35.40]And I make a splash like my hands are two-thirds fish fin [01:37.84]Because when I talk it's like nuclear fission yet it resonates [01:39.70]Like a Ferris Bueller ditch party [01:41.38]Apply the oil-slick sheen of the Blue Man Group [01:43.70]Eat Soylent Green by the two-hand scoop [01:45.44]When you see my face at the newsstand booth [01:47.93]With plutonium in his thermos [01:49.31]I got Obi-Wan discharged [01:50.44]With my phony gun and lip service [01:52.43]I earned the large gift card [01:54.01]To stir up the stern class kings and nurture the saplings [01:57.00] [02:00.25]I earn medals dirt-pedal with the facial hair of Burt Reynolds [02:02.56]Burnt kettles on my turntables [02:04.17]Make sheet music leak coolant [02:05.54]When I speak to it