Whiskey Makes Me Crazy-The Tossers

[00:05.70]I put my shoes on backward on the way out to a dance [00:08.81]Then I had to go back home cause I forgot my pants [00:11.54]I bought my love a ring and I professed my love of course [00:14.36]We were not yet married and she wanted a divorce [00:17.20]Stout it makes you thick and it makes you thin and lazy [00:19.97]Irish whiskey drives me nuts whiskey makes me crazy [00:22.73]Stout it makes you thick and it makes you thin and lazy [00:25.56]Irish whiskey drives me nuts whiskey makes me crazy [00:28.18]I curled up with my wife after I'd gone to wet my throat [00:31.10]Then I woke up in the stall all curled up with the goat [00:33.72]My friends do not invite me anymore for anything [00:36.52]Cause I stumble round their houses all upending everything [00:39.49]Stout it makes you thick and it makes you thin and lazy [00:42.24]Irish whiskey drives me nuts whiskey makes me crazy go [00:45.26] [00:55.91]My mother used to beat me she would beat me black and blue [00:58.97]Now I have a wife and sure she's beating on me too [01:01.80]I once had a job and you could say that I was skilled [01:04.52]But it's off now to christina's place to go get f**king drilled [01:07.55]Stout it makes you thick and it makes you thin and lazy [01:10.33]Irish whiskey drives me nuts whiskey makes me crazy [01:13.05]Stout it makes you thick and it makes you thin and lazy [01:15.89]Irish whiskey drives me nuts whiskey makes me crazy