A Man Walks Into A Bar-Jens Lekman

[ti:A Man Walks Into A Bar] [ar:Jens Lekman] [al:Oh You're So Silent Jens] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]A Man Walks Into A Bar - Jens Lekman [00:19.67]A man walks into a bar [00:22.41] [00:23.53]Orders a beer and a bowl of peanuts [00:26.53] [00:27.97]But the bar turns into a spaceship [00:31.21] [00:32.15]And the bartender gives him a hair cut [00:35.33] [00:36.71]I can't remember the end of that joke [00:39.46] [00:40.40]You once told it to me when we smoked [00:43.52] [00:45.01]On your fathers expensive cigars [00:48.01] [00:49.38]All i remember is the part of a man walking into a bar [00:54.31] [01:12.47]How many lovers does it take [01:15.41] [01:16.46]To put a light bulb into a socket [01:19.83] [01:21.08]Why did Mona Lisa smile [01:23.83] [01:24.95]I have the answer written down in my pocket [01:28.20] [01:29.62]I just remember I laughed till i cried [01:32.49] [01:33.43]Because you told it with your funny voice [01:36.48] [01:37.79]Your southern dialect makes me rejoice [01:40.60] [01:41.91]Those special times we had [01:44.04] [01:44.66]When love was just a silly gag [01:47.09] [02:03.72]I know why Mona Lisa smiled [02:07.97]Da Vinci must have been a really funny guy [02:12.95]And laughter is the only way into my heart [02:16.75] [02:20.93]I know why Mona Lisa smiled [02:25.23]Da Vinci must have been a really funny guy [02:29.60]And laughter is the only way into my heart [02:34.66] [02:39.66]Summer night on a gravel road [02:42.71] [02:44.27]You told me about your childhood friend Veronica [02:47.20] [02:47.82]Who was claimed to have swallowed a toad [02:51.07] [02:52.19]And i picked up my harmonica [02:55.44] [03:23.21]I know why Mona Lisa smiled [03:27.26]Da Vinci must have been a really funny guy [03:31.94]And laughter is the only way into my heart [03:36.62] [03:40.74]I know why Mona Lisa smiled [03:44.67]Da Vinci must have been a really funny guy [03:49.54]And laughter is the only way into my heart [03:54.91] [04:00.34]A man walks into a bar [04:02.90] [04:04.33]Orders a scotch and a bottle of coke [04:07.27] [04:08.45]But the laughter is gone in his heart [04:12.01] [04:13.01]You never told me the end of the joke