A Man Walks Into A Bar-Jens Lekman

[ti:A Man Walks Into A Bar] [ar:Jens Lekman] [al:You Are The Light EP] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]A Man Walks Into A Bar - Jens Lekman [00:19.71]A man walks into a bar [00:22.02] [00:23.39]Orders a beer and a bowl of peanuts [00:26.70] [00:27.83]But the bar turns into a spaceship [00:31.07] [00:32.07]And the bartender gives him a hair cut [00:35.38] [00:36.25]I cant remember the end of that joke [00:39.68] [00:40.43]You once told it to me when we smoked [00:43.74] [00:45.11]On your fathers expensive cigars [00:48.10] [00:49.42]All i remember is the part of a man walking into a bar [00:54.66] [01:12.44]How many lovers does it take [01:15.37] [01:16.50]To put a light bulb into a socket [01:19.86] [01:20.86]Why did Mona Lisa smile [01:23.73] [01:24.98]I have the answer written down in my pocket [01:28.29] [01:29.22]I just remember I laughed til i cried [01:32.66] [01:33.54]Because you told it with your funny voice [01:36.90] [01:37.65]Your southern dialect makes me rejoice [01:40.83] [01:41.89]Those special times we had [01:44.58]When love was just a silly gag [01:47.26] [02:03.76]I know why Mona Lisa smiled [02:07.50]Da Vinci must have been a really funny guy [02:11.87]And laughter is the only way into my heart [02:16.73] [02:20.92]I know why Mona Lisa smiled [02:24.97]Da Vinci must have been a really funny guy [02:29.28]And laughter is the only way into my heart [02:34.96] [02:39.62]Summer night on a gravel road [02:42.80] [02:44.24]You told me about your childhood friend Veronica [02:47.36] [02:48.11]Who was claimed to have swallowed a toad [02:51.23] [02:52.85]And i picked up my harmonica [02:55.41] [03:23.24]I know why Mona Lisa smiled [03:27.61]Da Vinci must have been a really funny guy [03:32.04]And laughter is the only way into my heart [03:37.47] [03:40.77]I know why Mona Lisa smiled [03:44.90]Da Vinci must have been a really funny guy [03:49.13]And laughter is the only way into my heart [03:54.75] [04:00.43]A man walks into a bar [04:03.99]Orders a scotch and a bottle of coke [04:08.79]But the laughter is gone in his heart [04:11.91] [04:12.72]You never told me the end of the joke