2 Minutes & 21 Seconds of Funk (Amended LP Version)-Coolio

[ti:2 Minutes & 21 Seconds Of Funk] [ar:Coolio] [al:My Soul] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]2 Minutes & 21 Seconds of Funk (Amended LP Version) - Coolio [00:02.79]Yeah yeah [00:08.06]You know what I'm talkin' about Wino [00:11.35]Yeah yeah yeah [00:13.23]Two minutes and twenty-one seconds of funk [00:15.29]And I ain't no punk [00:18.79]That's right that's right [00:20.35]A tisket a tasket [00:21.36]That's all you ask it [00:22.92]Snap your cd and drop the pieces in your casket [00:25.36]Like little Jack Horna' I'm still bendin' cornas' [00:27.67]Buckin' shots on your block I'm sippin' on Corona's [00:30.23]Uh your McDonald had a farm wit' a six-fo on suicide [00:33.55]Sittin' in the barn wit' no alarm [00:35.55]Straight up collected it cool and calm [00:37.48]Crowbar in my hand and my skeleton brick still works like a charm [00:40.60]Who's the rawest [00:41.42]My sh*t is flawless [00:42.86]Had to be passin' out bruises [00:43.92]Lacerations and broken jawses [00:45.41]Emcees wanna floss you better understand who's the boss [00:47.85]Before I do a Michael Jackson and "Cut your sh*t off " [00:50.55]Part of the penitentary still penetratin' your grill [00:52.67]I keep on keepin' it right while you keep on keepin' it real [00:55.29]I'll bring the treble and the bass to delapatate your waist [00:57.61]Coolio's on the case get yo hoe out my face fool [01:00.67]Lodi Dodi I don't know karate but I know a razor [01:03.86]And none of y'all can't fade me [01:05.36]I know you wanna try to play me [01:06.67]And busta's wanna playa hate me [01:07.73]I'm one of the dopest niggaz out I [01:09.29]Guess that's why they hate me [01:10.86]Cause I slang hits like niggaz slang cavi [01:12.73]I remain like khakis I guess that's why they mad at me [01:15.67]On a record you might outgat me [01:16.98]But you can't outrap me [01:18.10]My sh*t is fatta' [01:18.92]And yo sh*t need a little bit mo batta' [01:20.85]Freestyle in unrestricted manner or method [01:22.48]Free funk text readily selected so check it [01:25.29]Uh dip diver socializer I've been rockin' [01:28.17]These motherf**kin' microphones since nineteen seventy-niner [01:30.85]And by the time that this little nappy head ni**a retire [01:33.05]I'ma be at the ripe ol' age of forty-eight or forty-niner [01:35.30]My sh*t is wise CPT M C for hire [01:37.86]My name ain't Rick James but I'll burn your a** with a fire [01:40.36]So what's your desire baby love [01:42.05]Is it hands wrapped around mics [01:44.29]Or fingers wrapped around triggas [01:45.73]Eitha' way it go I'm dumpin' and I'm dippin' [01:47.86]Still tennis shoe pimpin' 40 Thevz in position [01:50.17]Fee-Fi-Fo-Fum now ni**a I'm a giant [01:52.92]And yo a** is like Jack [01:54.23]But yo magic beans is wack [01:55.42]Skills is what you lack [01:56.42]I'm like a Benz you ain't even like Cadillac [01:57.87]You mo like a Regal [01:58.94]I'ma pit bull and you's a Beagle [02:00.19]I'm set to strangle hangin' emcee's at all angles [02:02.75]As their legs start to dangle [02:03.87]Dance around everybody like Mr Bo Jangles [02:05.44]Los Angeles Compton Long Beach and Carson Hawthorne [02:08.00]Livin with the Watts [02:08.88]I'm sendin' out shout outs [02:10.31]I used to drink Ol' Gold [02:11.56]Now I just stroll [02:12.62]Straight to the exit section of my neighborhood liquor store [02:14.94]Huh and you know what make me laugh b**ch [02:18.42]Even your mama want my autograph autograph autograph [02:21.17]Autograph autograph