What a Mouth(What a North and South) (Live)-Tommy Steele

[ti:What a Mouth (What a North and South)] [ar:Tommy Steele] [al:Singing the Blues - Tommy Steele's Greatest Hits] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]What a Mouth(What a North and South) (Live) - Tommy Steele [00:08.40]Jimmy Bean was a funny lookin' fellah [00:10.53]If he had another mouth he'd look much sweller [00:12.50]But the "race" queered him from winning a beauty show [00:17.56]It was like a steamboat funnel Or a railway arch [00:21.39]Or the Blackwall Tunnel When you can't see Jim [00:24.73]When he opens his mouth you'll know [00:27.24]And as poor Jim goes walkin' about [00:32.05] [00:33.59]You can hear the kids all 'ollerin' out [00:39.50] [00:40.49](What ) What Ooh um [00:42.84]"What a mouth What a mouth What a North and South [00:45.52]"Blimey what a mouth he's got" [00:48.18]Now when he was a baby well oh Gawd luv 'er [00:51.11]His poor old muvver used to feed him with a shovel [00:53.13]What a gap Poor chap He's never been known to laugh (Oy ) [00:57.96]If he did it's a penny to a quid That his face would fall in half [01:01.91] [01:07.56]Mouth so large oh Lord oh Lumme [01:09.89]He can whisper in his own ear ain't it funny [01:12.32]And to quench his thirst now he's gotta take a drink o' mine [01:17.23]He got so drunk one foggy morn [01:19.51]He layed in the road and started to yawn [01:21.84]And a poor old man was delivering coals close by [01:26.64]And as he went to shoot the load He saw Jim's mouth out in the road [01:39.71] [01:40.81](What ) Eh Ooh what Oh yes [01:43.45]What a mouth What a mouth What a North and South [01:46.45]Blimey what a mouth he's got Now the poor old man [01:50.19]Bein' a short sighted fellah When he saw Jim's mouth [01:52.53]He took it for the cellar And he shot the lot [01:56.12]Right into his mouth no joke (Oy ) Jim [01:59.21]Poor soul's got a tummy full of coal [02:01.08]And he corfs up lumps o' coke (Oy ) [02:03.37] [02:08.57](What ) Eh What eeh ooh ooh cor blimey [02:11.47]I thought it was all over Oh yes um [02:13.40]What a mouth What a mouth What a North and South [02:16.62]Blimey what a mouth he's got Now the poor old man [02:20.03] bein' a short sighted fellah When he saw Jim's mouth [02:22.63]He took it for the cellar And he shot the lot right into his mouth [02:27.12]No joke (Oy ) Jim poor soul's got a tummy full of coal [02:30.96]And he corfs up lumps of coke OY [02:33.74] [02:37.10]OY (OY ) OY