Oh Santa!-Veggie Tales

[ti:Oh Santa!] [ar:VeggieTales] [al:SIlly Songs With Larry] [by:] [offset:0] [00:01.65]Oh Santa! - Veggie Tales [00:03.27] [00:06.21]Narrator: It's Christmas Eve [00:11.77]And Larry is anxiously awaiting the [00:13.09]Arrival of Santa Claus with a plate of cookies [00:16.84] [00:17.59]Larry: Oh Santa I can't wait for you to come [00:24.59]I just can't wait for you to come and I've got cookies [00:27.21] [00:28.10]Three yummy cookies Just for you for [00:30.78]When you come oh me for you for when you come [00:34.35]Because it's Christmas [00:38.03][Knock-knock-knock] [00:39.22]Larry: Could that be Santa Could that be him [00:43.84]Could it be the one who brings presents for a cucumber like me [00:47.72]A good cucumber like me [00:51.10]Narrator: Larry is surprised to be greeted not by Santa [00:55.73]But crafty bankrobber [00:57.73]Larry: Who are you [00:59.60]Bankrobber: I'm a bankrobber [01:01.04]And I've come to rob your bank oh yes [01:03.48]I've come to rob your bank [01:05.10]And I've come to take your dimes and swipe [01:07.27]Your nickels So stand back [01:10.02]Step aside you silly pickle [01:11.09]And let me in [01:13.52]Narrator: Although frightened by the intruder in the spirit of [01:16.52]Christmas Larry makes an offering [01:20.02]Larry: I'm not a banker I have no bank my robbing friend [01:23.27]But I have cookies--three yummy cookies [01:27.09]And I don't have nickels but please take this my robbing friend [01:30.34]Eat one of these my robbing friend [01:32.53]They are for Santa but you may have one [01:38.42]Narrator: The bankrobber is truly touched by Larry's good will [01:40.42] [01:41.55]But Larry although momentarily distracted [01:42.80]Is still excited about seeing Santa [01:46.68]Larry: Oh Santa I can't wait for you to come [01:49.99]I just can't wait for you to come and I've got cookies [01:52.05]Two yummy cookies Just for you for when you come oh me [01:53.93]For you for when you come [01:55.49]Because it's Christmas [01:56.11]Bankrobber: (Simultaneously) I'm a robber I came to rob your bank [01:58.11]Oh yes I came to rob your bank [01:59.93]You shared a cookie--a yummy cookie [02:00.99]Though I'd love to take your dimes [02:02.13]Perhaps another time--because it's Christmas [02:05.01][Knock knock knock] [02:06.82]Larry: Could that be Santa Could that be him [02:10.19]Could it be the one who brings presents for a cucumber like me [02:13.88]A good cucumber like me [02:17.19]Narrator: Once again it is not Santa who has come to Larry's door but [02:22.19]This time a savage Norseman [02:24.77]Larry: Who are you [02:25.96]Viking: I'm a viking And I've come to take your land oh yes [02:30.77]I've come to take your land [02:32.52]And I've come to burn your crops and steal your [02:34.71]Horses And I've come to [02:37.65]Step on your chickens And soil your quilts [02:41.02]Narrator: Although frightened by the intruder in the spirit of [02:44.53]Christmas Larry makes an offering [02:47.27]Larry: I don't have land [02:49.90]I don't have crops my viking friend [02:51.71]But I have cookies--two yummy cookies [02:55.09]And I don't have horses but please take this my viking friend [02:58.27]Eat one of these my viking friend They are [03:00.59]For Santa but you may have one [03:05.02]Narrator: The viking is also touched by Larry's good will [03:08.45]But Larry's thoughts are still with Santa [03:11.64]Larry: Oh Santa I can't wait for you to come [03:14.64]I just can't wait for you to come [03:15.83]I've got a cookie A yummy cookie [03:16.83]Just for you for when you come oh me for you for when you come [03:19.33]Because it's Christmas [03:19.84]Viking: (Simultaneously) I'm a viking I came to take your land oh [03:21.83]Yes I came to take your land [03:23.20]You shared a cookie--a yummy cookie [03:24.21]Though I'd love to soil your quilts I don't think that I wilt [03:26.83]Because it's Christmas [03:29.33][Knock-knock-knock] [03:29.77] [03:31.12]Larry: Could that be Santa Could that be him [03:34.75]Could it be the one who brings presents for a cucumber like me [03:37.87]A good cucumber like me [03:42.20]Narrator: Larry is greeted now by an agent of the Internal Revenue [03:46.20]Service [03:46.39] [03:48.37]Larry: Who are you [03:50.44]Peach: I'm from the IRS And I've come to tax your [Slam] [03:55.19]Larry: Oh Santa I can't wait for you to come [04:01.47]I just can't wait for you to come It's finally Santa [04:08.45]It's finally him At last [04:10.76]The one who brings presents for a cucumber like me [04:13.14]A good cucumber like me [04:17.95]Santa: I'm Santa And I've come to bring you gifts oh yes [04:24.33]I've come to bring you gifts and I've come to stuff your stockings [04:27.51]--oh ho-ho-ho [04:28.26] [04:29.41]And I've come to jiggle my belly And wiggle my nose [04:35.03]Hey wait a minute Isn't that my belt [04:39.66]And what are you doing with my hat [04:43.03]So you're the ones [04:44.52]Bankrobber: Wait a minute I can explain [04:47.21]Viking: We've changed [04:47.96]Santa: Nobody messes with Santa You know that don't you [04:51.71]You've been very naughty And I've got a list [04:57.83]Peach: Did you claim that [05:01.64]Larry: Merry Christmas