Jesus Shaves-The Roches

[ti:Jesus Shaves] [ar:The Roches] [al:Moonswept] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.47]Jesus shaves joins corporate America [00:05.37]Gets laid off grows his beard back [00:10.30]Stays up late sees a TV commercial [00:15.04]About being a welder makes a phone call [00:20.38]Jesus shaves goes on an interview [00:25.15]Does real well he's got a way with people [00:29.94]Two years on he's still an apprentice [00:35.12]But not for long it's graduation [00:40.01]Jesus shaves puts his best suit on [00:45.07]Gets a certificate makes it official [00:49.92]Now he's a welder wears a big helmet [00:54.97]Twice a week now Jesus shaves [00:59.74] [01:00.73]Blessed are the ones who make peace [01:05.40]Blessed are the ones who scrape by [01:10.39]Blessed are the ones living holy lives [01:15.27]And here's to the rest of us who try [01:20.18]Jesus shaves on Sunday morning [01:24.66]Decides to go fishing after going to church [01:29.42]It's wintertime so he walks on water [01:34.41]Digs a hole in the ice and fishes for perch [01:39.64]Jesus shaves the scales off the fishes [01:44.61]Has a few fillets and a couple of brewskies [01:49.57]Thinks about the girl Magdelena in payroll [01:54.25]Decides that he's gonna ask her out for dinner [01:59.71]Jesus shaves for work on Monday [02:04.53]Goes to the office gathers his courage [02:09.37]He's still don't know just how he's gonna ask her [02:14.35]Walks over to her desk sees a picture of her boyfriend [02:19.30]Blessed are the ones who make peace [02:25.11]Blessed are the ones who scrape by [02:30.02]Blessed are the ones living holy lives [02:34.99]Here's to the rest of us who try [02:39.43]She says "Hello how are you this morning " [02:44.30]He asks if she knows if it'll snow or rain [02:49.35]She notices him looking at the picture on her desktop [02:54.28]She says it's her cousin who passed away [02:59.23]He says "That's great " she looks at him funny [03:04.12]He says "I didn't mean that " she says it's okay [03:09.12]And then she smiles and they both start laughing [03:14.20]That's when he knows it's his lucky day [03:19.51]Jesus shaves smiling in the mirror [03:24.15]Magdelena is saying that they gotta hurry [03:29.06]They'll be late for work and the school bus is coming [03:34.04]But their daughter likes watching as Jesus shaves [03:39.19]Blessed are the ones who make peace [03:44.60]Blessed are the ones who scrape by [03:49.77]Blessed are the ones living holy lives [03:54.59]Here's to the rest of us who try [03:59.79]Here's to the rest of us who try