The Commercial-King Missile

[ti:The Commercial] [ar:King Missile] [al:King Missile] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]The Commercial - King Missile [00:09.01]Lately I've seen red I've tasted blood [00:11.94]I've killed with words I've wished and hoped [00:14.52]And swam through river snot [00:16.60]Twice as wide as the mighty Mississippi [00:18.79]But I wanna know about the commercial I saw on TV [00:22.08]And Irish guy walking through a field green [00:25.21]Whistling one of those Irish jigs [00:26.96]And woman walks shop and says [00:28.71]Manly yes but I like it too [00:30.72]Then the guy pulls out a huge knife [00:32.50]Cuts off his first two fingers [00:34.32]And somehow catches them [00:35.62]In what's left of his left hand [00:37.00]And hands them to the woman [00:38.64]Did I mention they're both dressed in green [00:40.79]They they both sing the song together [00:42.75]Are ya icky are ya sticky [00:44.83]Are ya hot as anything [00:46.41]Hey cut off two your fingers [00:48.44]And stab yourself me eye [00:49.87]Then he stabs himself the eye [00:51.57]And hands her the knife [00:52.56]And she stabs herself in ya okay [00:54.91]Okay so what about that [00:57.00]Then they join arms do this Irish folk dance [00:59.30]While taking turns dismembering each other [01:01.08]This is a commercial for deodorant I think [01:03.20]Or soap or something [01:04.20]So now all the body parts are lying in a heap [01:07.20]But the heads the still singing [01:08.87]Are ya icky are ya sticky [01:10.87]Are ya hot as anything [01:12.47]Hey get away from summer [01:14.29]Cut off all your limbs [01:15.60]Then all the body parts [01:16.66]Start hopping and bopping around like little bunny rats [01:19.87]Then they jump into the mouths the singing heads [01:21.98]But then they just slip right back out [01:23.65]Through the severed necks keep bopping about [01:26.03]It's very beautiful music that's playing [01:28.10]There's an Irish flute and a mandolin I think [01:30.87]And the background singers sound [01:32.37]Just like the Clancy brothers [01:33.95]It's really a wonderful commercial [01:35.73]Spectacular must cost a fortune to make [01:38.42]The kind commercial you'd see [01:39.49]During the super bowl maybe [01:41.02]Where the advertising time costs [01:42.59]Million dollars a half a minute [01:44.86]Wow imagine that [01:46.08]A million dollars for a half a minute [01:48.14]Anyway by the end velum [01:49.25]Looks like the two of them been through juicer [01:51.42]Or a processor blender or something [01:53.46]It's just a pink puree blood [01:55.19]Bone flesh in a big bucket [01:57.19]But it's still singing somehow [01:58.84]Are ya icky are ya sticky [02:01.00]Are ya hot as anything [02:02.31]Hey blend yourself process yourself [02:04.26]Become a glass the animal juice haven't you had enough [02:06.27]Fruit juices vegetable juices [02:08.11]Next time company comes over [02:09.57]Offer them a cool refreshing glass yourself [02:12.06]Given yourself [02:13.24]Stop being such a selfish piece snot [02:15.02]Okay okay okay [02:17.29]And now back to our program