Scarlet Pimpernel-Douglas Sills

[ti:Scarlet Pimpernel (LP版)] [ar:Douglas Sills] [al:The Scarlet Pimpernel The New Musical Adventure] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Scarlet Pimpernel (LP版) - Douglas Sills [00:06.98]La love me such conjecturing could drive a man insane [00:10.19]And I'm the one to set [00:11.58]This gossip quite to rest [00:13.40]The pimpernel is me [00:14.98]Indeed and I'm the queen of Spain [00:16.44]What the pimpernel is nothing [00:18.02]But a nosy pest [00:19.62]No the vicar says the pimpernel's a bishop in disguise [00:22.64]Who gives absolution [00:23.82]Night and day [00:26.00]Stuff and nonsense don't you know [00:27.61]He's a maharajah from Bombay [00:30.45]They say he has enormous feet [00:32.28]And that he tends to overeat [00:33.76]I've heard he's fussy with his food [00:35.41]And eats his breakfast in the nude [00:37.79]Is he robust or very pale [00:39.32]At least we know he's male [00:41.39]Who is the scarlet pimpernel [00:43.61] [00:52.52]Me sister says his breath is sweeter than an Irish rose [00:55.64]I'm sure I'd fall in love if he would cross my path [00:58.81]La yes she you could overlook [01:00.35]The warts upon his else [01:02.11]And possibly persuade him [01:03.27]He should take a bath [01:05.01]Rumor has it he's castillian [01:06.67]He's a reckless buckeneer [01:08.29]And I hear he carries several whips several whips [01:12.18]He's a sultan from Kabul [01:14.02]With women at his fingertips [01:16.16] [01:16.83]They say he's nearly eight feet tall [01:18.35]And yet quite graceful [01:19.12]Folderal [01:19.95]I'm told he waddles when he walks [01:21.64]And often twitches when he talks [01:23.18]Is he a dolt [01:24.00]He's very deep [01:24.84]Oh England's losing sleep [01:26.71]Who is this blasted pimpernel [01:28.66] [01:29.96]The butcher in the village claims he saw the man last week where [01:33.10]Galloping a camel cross the moor [01:35.73] [01:36.56]He's been seen [01:37.65]Wearing full blarney green [01:39.82]I've told you all before [01:42.25]The fellas me [01:43.20]It's George the third [01:44.01]Perhaps a convict run amok [01:45.49]This pimpernel could be most any sod oh dad [01:49.00]Bite your tongue [01:50.05]He is dashing and young [01:52.31]The pimpernel's a god [01:54.81]And he'll find me [01:56.34]And he'll wake me [01:57.89]And he'll take me [02:00.16]Down on a haystack [02:01.47]He'll face me [02:02.86]Then at last you could tell [02:04.29]If he's a hero or a monk [02:05.91]A fiddling Nero or a drunk [02:07.95]Who is the scarlet pimpernel [02:10.10]It's me it's me [02:10.94]I'm sure he's flatulent and crass [02:12.37]Here here the man's a horse's [02:13.91]No no he is neighbourly and kind [02:15.70]But quite erotically inclined [02:17.46] [02:18.02]Whatever guise he may employ [02:19.56]He's England's pride and joy [02:21.65]This plucky non pareil [02:23.13]Is lucky bloody swell [02:26.25]Who is the Scarlet Pimpernel