Outro-Handsome Boy Modeling School/Father Guido Sarducci

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以下歌词翻译由微信翻译提供 [00:00.58]Yeah but sometimes you see it's not that easy you know what I mean
但有时候你会发现没那么容易你懂我的意思吧 [00:04.82]Not all the cupcakes and Jesus juice like you might assume
并不像你想象的那般美味 [00:07.24]Yeah a lot of times I'll admit it it's not easy being handsome
很多时候我承认长得帅不容易 [00:11.14]Being a model being a graduate
当模特当毕业生 [00:14.03]Even of the Handsome Boy Modeling School
就连《帅气男孩》模特学校的学生 [00:16.29]Cause theythey pick on you they make you
因为他们对你吹毛求疵他们让你 [00:20.72]You know say you gotta go on the runway
你知道你得走上跑道 [00:23.15]Then two minutes later you have to change and go again
然后两分钟后你又要换衣服又要走 [00:26.18]And the restroom is full yeah but they you know you have
洗手间已经满了但你知道你有很多 [00:29.83]Can't get into the restrooms then they say
进不去厕所他们说 [00:31.83]You walk so slow this time you steps uh too tiny
这一次你走得好慢你的步伐太小了 [00:36.35]This what they say tiny steps
这就是他们口中的小步 [00:37.97]Well yes tiny steps you eh walk with your legs crossed together tiny steps
你迈着小步迈着双腿迈着轻盈的舞步 [00:42.03]If you couldn't get into the restroom
如果你进不去厕所 [00:44.97]What do you want you know I said let me go in last
你想要什么你知道我说让我最后一个进去 [00:48.49]If for instance there is some eh problem you know on the stage
如果你在舞台上遇到了什么问题 [00:53.73]If if there is no no one will slip on
如果没有人会偷偷溜走 [00:58.30]It is what I'm saying you know what I mean
我就是这个意思你懂我的意思吧 [01:00.87]So let me go on last They says so you have to
所以让我继续吧他们说所以你必须这样做 [01:02.96]Mr Zack has to go on last to take the big bow
Zack先生必须排在最后才能深深鞠躬 [01:05.87]You know like he did something
你知道他做了什么 [01:07.30]You know what I mean
你懂我的意思吧 [01:08.30]He stole everybody else's clothes designs
他抄袭别人的服装设计 [01:09.63]What He takes the bow he slips it's not my fault it
他拿起弓他失手了这不是我的错 [01:13.12]It was so crowded they couldn't get into the men's room
男厕挤得水泄不通 [01:16.54]And I should get paid it's all I know
我应该挣钱这是我知道的全部 [01:19.63]Since I graduated I uh I got to say uh
自从我毕业之后我不得不说 [01:23.23]I will say nine out of ten jobs
我会说十有八九是工作 [01:24.85]Just just you know just marvelous everybody so nice to you
你知道你真了不起每个人都对你那么好 [01:28.30]They they can't treat you better but every once a while
他们无法对你更好但有时候 [01:31.26]You run into like this jerk you know like Mr Zack
你遇到的那个混蛋就像Zack先生 [01:34.20]You know and he slips on the runway and says it's all my fault
他在跑道上滑行说都是我的错 [01:37.80]When you can't even get into the restroom
你连厕所都进不去 [01:40.72]Cause there's too many people lined up
因为排队的人太多了 [01:42.89]And they say you're on the runway next
他们说下一个目标就是你 [01:45.29]Yeah sometimes it gets to be a little lonely alone in the hotel room
有时候一个人在酒店房间会有点孤单 [01:50.12]When you just waiting for a show to come up
当你等待一场精彩的演出时 [01:53.07]They they pick you up at the airport and then they say
他们去机场接你然后说 [01:56.61]Just see you in the morning
明早见 [01:57.80]Then they don't even make no plans for you to go some place
他们甚至不打算让你去别的地方 [02:00.93]And you gotta go there and there's so many people
你得去那里那里人好多 [02:03.89]They give you clothes half the time they don't even fit
他们给你的衣服大多数时候都不合身 [02:06.61]And then it's just all the jealousy
然后就变成了嫉妒 [02:09.09]Cause you know if you're handsome and that and other ones they
因为你知道如果你长得帅还有其他人 [02:12.26]They treat you you know somehow like they jealous of you
他们对待你就好像他们嫉妒你 [02:15.88]Just cause you know you're a little more handsome then them
只是因为你知道你比他们帅一点 [02:19.08]And then they they eat all of the food
然后他们吃光所有食物 [02:22.46]They eat there's no food left you know
他们大快朵颐没有食物你知道的 [02:25.08]They say jesus juiceVery funny You know they have the Jesus juice
他们说耶稣果汁真有趣你知道他们有耶稣果汁 [02:29.44]It's a terrible wine
这酒太难喝了 [02:30.89]They just call it to make it glamorous or something
他们叫这个名字只是为了让它更有吸引力 [02:32.95]And the food stinks Usually thisthis junk you know
食物散发着臭味一般都是这种东西你懂的 [02:37.64]Eveneven if you like to eat you couldn't eat it
即使你喜欢吃你也吃不下 [02:41.39]Then they said they gonna pick you up to take you back to the airport
他们说他们会去接你送你回机场 [02:44.16]They don't even show they have
他们根本就不在乎 [02:45.49]They they they said they you know
他们说你懂的 [02:47.46]The hotel's got the van you could go
酒店有一辆面包车你可以去 [02:49.44]They said they would pick me up
他们说会来接我 [02:51.28]Why do I have the van And they don't reimburse you like they say
为什么我有货车他们不像他们说的那样给你报销 [02:57.14]They say well you ate so much You know I don't know
他们说你吃了那么多你知道我不知道 [03:00.46]I like to and then the catalogsthey don't even send it to you when you done with them
我喜欢这样你看完之后他们甚至不会寄给你 [03:05.11]You know like who wants me anyway What
你知道谁想要我什么 [03:06.93]They say they gonna have a hair stylist there
他们说那里会有一个发型师 [03:09.16]There ain't no hair stylist you know
你知道这里没有造型师 [03:10.67]One maybe yes for what 50 people
一个也许是的什么五十个人 [03:12.93]You know what I mean you gotta bring your own scissors too They say
你懂我的意思吧你得带上你自己的剪刀他们说 [03:17.16]They have they misplaced my scissors What
他们把我的剪刀放错了地方什么 [03:18.67]Whoever heard of a hair stylist has no scissors
听说过发型师的人都不用剪刀 [03:21.60]They say we just style it we don't cut it
他们说我们只是装腔作势我们不会弄虚作假 [03:24.38]What In Italy they have to cut you know what I mean
什么在意大利他们必须切断联系你懂我的意思吧 [03:28.92]A barber is a what a hair stylist
理发师是一个多么优秀的发型师 [03:30.29]It means barber No what you mean nocut
意思是理发师你什么意思理发师 [03:34.89]My own mousse What Think I have my own mousse I have no mousse
我自己的慕斯你以为我有自己的慕斯我没有慕斯 [03:40.82]Sometimes like if you if you wet and then you socks get wet [03:44.69]Then you have no other socks with you you know what I mean
你没有别的袜子你懂我的意思吧 [03:48.76]Turn them inside out No doesn't work
把他们翻个底朝天没有用 [03:51.31] [03:51.93]They say change your socksthey say
他们说把你的袜子换掉他们说 [03:53.24]Yes the one for two dollar one
是的两块一张的 [03:55.22]What I have no deh in the hotel room
我在酒店房间里没有那种东西 [03:57.30] [03:58.05]It's fifty miles from here out near the boondocks
离这里五十英里就在一个穷乡僻壤的地方 [04:00.67]And they put you next to a place near Sears I go to Sears for breakfast
他们把你安排在西尔斯旁边我去西尔斯吃早餐 [04:03.88]You know once I was a model for socks
你知道我曾经是袜子模特 [04:06.87] [04:08.42]And I thought you know this is a good ehmodeling for socksit's good
我以为你知道这是一个很好的模特 [04:11.48] [04:12.23]You don't have to you know ehget all cleaned up the night before you know
你不需要你知道在你知道的前一晚我已经清理干净了 [04:17.31]That's one good thing You know you could go unshaved and that
这是一件好事你知道你可以不刮胡子 [04:20.12]Then they says well you can't do shoesI say what
他们说你不会穿鞋我说什么 [04:24.98]They say So if you if you did socks then you can't be model for shoes
他们说如果你穿着袜子那你就不能做鞋子的模特 [04:29.11]That's the rulesWho says this Who makes these things up
这就是规则谁说的谁编造这些事 [04:32.76] [04:33.31]That if you're a sock model you can't do shoes
如果你是个袜子模特你就不能做鞋子模特 [04:35.57]You have toonly the shoe models can do shoes This is just makes me sick
只有鞋模才能做鞋子这让我很难受 [04:40.14]I justI just turned down a job
我刚刚拒绝了一份工作 [04:44.65]They said they were looking for a handkerchief model
他们说他们在找手帕模特 [04:47.69] [04:48.32]I say I could do it
我说我可以做到 [04:49.45]They says what you left handed or right handedI says right handed
他们说你是左手还是右手我说是右手 [04:51.62]They says So you have to be left handed
他们说所以你得用左手 [04:53.50] [04:54.12]I said I could do it They says So you says you was right handed
我说我可以做到他们说所以你说你是个右撇子 [04:57.06]I says I made a mistake I'm left handed
我说我犯了错我是个没用的人 [05:00.27]They says Prove it
他们说证明给我看 [05:01.56] [05:02.75]How am I gonna prove this you know what I mean
我该如何证明你懂我的意思吧 [05:05.52]So I take my handkerchief off from my left hand right
于是我取下左手右手的手帕 [05:08.36]They said you didn't do that very smooth
他们说你做的不是很顺利 [05:10.56] [05:11.50]I say OK lemme try again
我说好吧让我再试一次 [05:13.25]They say why do you have to try again You left handed you do it
他们说你为什么要再试一次你用左手你做到了 [05:15.98]I said just shut up and gimme the uhthe Kleenex Let me show you with Kleenex
我说给我闭嘴给我纸巾让我用纸巾给你看 [05:19.10]I won't ruin another one of my hankies
我不会再毁掉我的手帕 [05:20.56]Anyway I'm justI don't know what that did
不管怎样我只是不知道那是怎么回事