R: The R Machine-Bert/Ernie

[ti:R - The R Machine] [ar:Sesame Street Band] [al:Sesame Street: Sing The Alphabet] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]R: The R Machine - Bert/Ernie [00:02.29]"Ha Well this machine knows what letter comes next I put this here " [00:06.15]"Hi there Bert What's that machine you're working on " [00:07.84]"Oh hi Ernie This is my latest invention my automatic "R" detector " [00:10.03] [00:10.92]"No kidding " [00:11.55]"Yeah Anytime this machine hears an "R" or an "R" word it rings a bell I'll start it up for you now " [00:17.79]"Wow Look at that machine go " [00:19.41]"Now if you'll just say something that begins with "R" " [00:22.09]"What was that " [00:22.84]"Oh I just said "R" And when you say "R" the bell rings " [00:26.65]"Hey You said "rings" which begins with "R" " [00:30.52]"Right " [00:31.08]"Why that's remarkable Hey Keeheehee That's fun Let me tell it an "R" riddle " [00:38.13]"O K Just don't go too fast [00:39.69]I don't know what'll happen if the machine gets going too fast " [00:42.75]"O K Listen to this machine: [00:44.37]Roscoe really raised rabbits while Ruth rode the red reindeer [00:48.03]If Roscoe's rabbits raised a racket [00:50.47]Why did Ruth's reindeer run the rabbits ragged " [00:53.77]"Hey hey Don't talk so fast The machine is beginning to smoke " [00:56.33]:"Well I only have one last poem here " [00:58.39]"Yeah yeah but listen " [00:59.08]"Robert rolled reddish radishes around the ring of rubber rubbish " [01:01.76] [01:02.88]"Hey hey wait Hold it Wait Now look what you did " [01:07.81]"Oh my The machine looks ruined " [01:10.86]"Rats " [01:11.30]