Casting Agents And Cowgirls-Busdriver

[ti:Casting Agents and Cowgirls] [ar:Busdriver] [al:Roadkillovercoat] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Casting Agents And Cowgirls - Busdriver [00:04.23]Hey Hey Hey [00:13.97]You did it you got it [00:15.22]You wowed the world [00:16.54]Of casting agents and cowgirls [00:18.98]Fess up you＇re dressed up to kill yourself [00:22.29] [00:23.68]Girl I＇m a walking plan-crash to your moms and dads [00:26.35]Ostentatious and crass pulling the gauze off your scabs [00:28.85]B**ch I negate the myth of the ＇great black boyfriend＇ [00:31.66]In the Polaroid at the get-together [00:32.85]Wearing a corduroy vest-sweater [00:33.54]So don＇t get that engagement ring engraved [00:36.54]Cuz before we met you thought that hoodrats laid eggs [00:39.04]And that rappers were just sky-pirates with peg legs [00:41.67]But I kick it with you simply for the shits and giggles playful innuendos [00:44.23]You thought ＂he＇s just an uber-dred for the federal fiscal cap＂ [00:47.42]But after brunch you＇ll need 2 Sudafed＇s and a disco nap [00:49.91]After I drain your insides with a crazy straw [00:51.59]You ain＇t my baby doll- ＂cuz ni**a you reek of coffee shop blend＂ [00:55.10]My body＇s a lollipop that caters to the miss polyglot＇s whim [00:57.54]With addictive agents that outweigh oxycodones [01:00.23]And our phobias perfectly fit [01:02.55]It takes a quirky chick with curvy hips to petrify this working-stiff [01:04.73]You did it you got it [01:07.10]You wowed the world [01:08.37]Of casting agents and cowgirls [01:10.73]Fess up you＇re dressed up to kill yourself [01:13.48]While I＇m still on shelf [01:15.54]They want an everyman milking the oldest gags [01:17.98]Spilling the contents of a Pepsi can on folded flags [01:20.79]They want an everyman milking the oldest gags [01:23.23]Spilling the contents of a Pepsi can on folded flags [01:26.04]I＇ll be today＇s avatar of the prefab [01:27.85]Then end up a child star in rehab [01:29.04]It＇s like a bed-and-breakfast I＇m sending a text message on my key pad [01:32.11]Saying ＂I hav no more to say to my ex-manager(slash)sea hag divorcee [01:34.29]Except eat sh*t and die＂ [01:36.67]My daily commute ends with a fender-bender [01:38.22]Cuz no one acknowledges my ten-year tenure [01:40.67]I＇ve got the know-how the thrill your scene [01:42.36]But they want someone lowbrow a philistine [01:43.41]With iron-on irony for Viacom＇s white honkies [01:44.98]They＇ll send you a girl wearing tight thongs under nylon gi＇s [01:47.54]＂let＇s all hit ＂ [01:50.67]But I＇m not for the gaudy gangbang [01:53.10]The thought of it turns my member to a soggy plantain [01:56.48]And sh*t I get off on news leads [01:57.92]And you eat pet mouse meat set and poised with sex toys [02:00.24]In your penthouse suite believing you＇re Lou Reed [02:02.11]I spit used reeds out the wet mouthpiece [02:04.48]Even when sex appeal is taboo electric bills are past due [02:07.04]My head is clear of engineered election year snafu [02:10.61]You did it you got it [02:12.11]You wowed the world [02:13.23]Of casting agents and cowgirls [02:15.55]Fess up you＇re dressed up to kill yourself [02:18.24]While I＇m still on shelf [02:20.42]They want an everyman milking the oldest gags [02:22.86]Spilling the contents of a Pepsi can on folded flags [02:25.48]They want an everyman milking the oldest gags [02:27.92]Spilling the contents of a Pepsi can on folded flags [02:30.73]I used to say f**k it [02:32.11]Wouldn＇t placate the functionaries [02:33.23]To busy making playdates with buxom secretaries [02:36.05]But I hope that my homies don＇t laugh my choreographed dance steps [02:40.05]Are a little effeminate for a sociopath [02:41.49]We＇ve been airbrushed so much we look like a claymation zoo [02:45.30]I＇m a voice over on your Playstation 2 [02:47.99]But in my hey-day my ethical fiber would turn stages into firewood [02:50.43]You did it you got it [02:53.49]You wowed the world [02:54.62]Of casting agents and cowgirls [02:56.99]Fess up you＇re dressed up to kill yourself [02:59.74]While I＇m still on shelf [03:01.43]They want an everyman milking the oldest gags [03:04.31]Spilling the contents of a Pepsi can on folded flags [03:07.12]They want an everyman milking the oldest gags [03:09.50]Spilling the contents of a Pepsi can on folded flags