Real Slim Shady-Eminem

[ti:Real Slim Shady] [ar:Eminem] [al:Ebony & Ivory] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Real Slim Shady - Eminem (埃米纳姆) [00:03.06]May i have your attention please [00:04.83] [00:06.08]May i have your attention please [00:07.71] [00:08.85]Will the real slim shady please stand up [00:11.14] [00:12.40]I repeat will the real slim shady please stand up [00:16.18] [00:16.74]We're gonna have a problem here [00:18.23]Y'all act like you never seen a white person before [00:20.49]Jaws all on the floor like pam like tommy just burst in the door [00:23.31]And started whooping her a** worse than before [00:25.15]They first were divorce throwing her over furniture [00:27.24]It's the return of the ah wait no way you are kidding [00:30.24]He didn't just say what i think he did did he [00:32.68]And dr dre said nothing you idiots [00:35.12]Dr dre's dead he's locked in my basement [00:36.98]Feminist women love eminem [00:38.54]Chigga chigga chigga slim shady i'm sick of him [00:41.14]Look at him walking around grabbing his you know what [00:43.50]Flipping the you know who yeah but he's so cute though [00:46.05]Yeah i probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose [00:48.33]But no worse than what's going on in your parents' bedrooms [00:50.78]Sometimes i wanna get on tv and just let loose but can't [00:53.51]But it's cool for tom green to hump a dead moose [00:55.19]My bum is on your lips my bum is on your lips [00:57.45]And if i'm lucky you might just give it a little kiss [00:59.81]And that's the message that we deliver to little kids [01:02.09]And expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is [01:04.42]Of course they gonna know what intercourse is [01:06.15]By the time they hit fourth grade [01:07.51]They got the discovery channel don't they [01:09.21]We aingt nothing but mammals well some of us cannibals [01:11.76]Who cut other people open like cantaloupes [01:13.72]But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes [01:15.78]Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope [01:18.37]But if you feel like i feel i got the antidote [01:20.63]Women wave your pantyhose sing the chorus and it goes [01:23.03]I'm slim shady yes i'm the real shady [01:24.86]All you other slim shadys are just imitating [01:27.17]So won't the real slim shady please stand up [01:29.68]Please stand up please stand up [01:31.93]'Coz i'm slim shady yes i'm the real shady [01:34.07]All you other slim shadys are just imitating [01:36.10]So won't the real slim shady please stand up [01:38.90]Please stand up please stand up [01:41.02]Will smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell his records [01:43.40]Well i do so f**k him and f**k you too [01:45.84]You think i give a damn about a grammy [01:47.56]Half of you critics can't even stomach me let alone stand me [01:50.18]But slim what if you win wouldn't it be weird [01:52.26]Why so you guys could just lie to get me here [01:54.67]So you can sit me here next to britney spears [01:57.01]Sh*t christina aguilera better switch me chairs [01:59.33]So i can sit next to carson daly and fred durst [02:01.69]And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first [02:04.02]You little b**ch put me on blast on mtv [02:06.09]Yeah he's cute but i think he's married to kim hee hee [02:08.45]I should download her audio on mpt hree [02:10.70]And show the whole world how you gave eminem vd [02:12.93] [02:13.46]I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups [02:15.14]All you do is annoy me [02:16.30]So i have been sent here to destroy you [02:18.06]And there's a million of us just like me [02:19.93]Who cuss like me who just don't give a f**k like me [02:22.32]Who dress like me walk talk and act like me [02:24.60]And just might be the next best thing but not quite me [02:27.26]'Coz i'm slim shady yes i'm the real shady [02:29.30]All you other slim shadys are just imitating