Soup-Hot Soup

Soup - Hot Soup You can whistle a tune Buy a balloon You can even eat a bagel with a silver spoon But you just can't eat hot soup with your bare hands You can hang like a bat Dance with your cat You can even use your undies as a pirate hat But you just can't eat hot soup with your bare hands So if you want to keep out of hot water If you want to find yourself top dog in the catbird seat Then don't you try to do what you ought not to You Better concentrate on doin' the things you can You can pickle a prune Rent a raccoon Dig yourself a swimmin' pool with Sun Myung Moon But you just can't eat hot soup with your bare hands Give Edgar Winter a tan Swim to Azerbaijan Do "The Macarena" with the Wu-Tang Clan But you just can't eat hot soup with your bare hands So you don't play ball like Sammy Sosa So you'll never fly to Toronto, rent a Miata, drive to the border, go in a barrel down Niagra Falls The negative should not be dwelt on, no sir, no. Better concentrate on doin' the things you can (you the man!) (or the woman!) And you just can't eat hot soup with your bare hands Vegetable! (Vegetable!) Alphabet! (Alphabet!) Chicken noodle! (Chicken noodle!)Spaghettios! (That ain't soup!) Matzoh ball! (Matzoh ball!) Split pea! (No soup for you!) Minestrone! (Minestrone!) Tom Kha Gai! (That soup's hot!) Leeky leeky! (Leeky leeky!) Wonton! (Wonton!) Gazpacho! (You can do that!) Oh! You just can't eat hot soup You just can't eat hot soup You just can't eat hot soup You just can't eat hot soup Oh! You just can't eat hot soup with your bare hands!