The Old Payola Roll Blues (Original Mix)-Stan Freberg

[ti:The Old Payola Roll Blues] [ar:Stan Freberg] [al:1960 Brit Parade - All the Hits from the 1960 U.K. Charts (Vol. 3)] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]The Old Payola Roll Blues (Original Mix) - Stan Freberg [00:00.20]Written by：Stan Freberg [00:00.41]Alright we got the tenor sax vocal group [00:02.66]Piano drums and guitar [00:03.86]We're all set to make a hit rock roll record [00:05.80]Now let's hear it [00:06.57] [00:11.15]Hold it hold it something's missing [00:12.70] [00:13.31]A teenage idol man [00:14.81]You don't have a teenage idol [00:16.28]Oh yeah yeah wait here I'll get one [00:18.65] [00:25.79]Hey kid [00:26.52]Who me [00:27.29]Yeah can you sing [00:28.28]No [00:28.83]Good come with me [00:30.17] [00:37.01]Say where were you going just now [00:38.42]I was on my way to high school [00:40.27]Perfect [00:41.06]Now you stand up there in front of that [00:42.67]Microphone and say high school when I point at ya [00:44.36] [00:45.02]Kid you're gonna be a big record star [00:47.04]Oo oo [00:48.01]Hey that's good too throw that in now here we go [00:50.75] [00:52.99]High school oo oo [00:57.64] [00:58.54]High school oo oo [01:03.69] [01:04.20]High school [01:05.69]High school [01:07.16]High school [01:10.32]Oo oo [01:11.93] [01:13.13]Hey wait a minute [01:13.83]What did you put that on the end for [01:15.12]Well it was just a little you know embellishment [01:17.09] [01:17.79]Oh yeah you keep that up and the first thing you know [01:19.61]This record'll swing [01:20.51]And then were will we be [01:21.81]Yeah [01:22.34]Okay you guys that's the first side [01:23.69]Isn't that a kinda short song [01:25.61]Yeah it gets more plays that way [01:27.00]Oh I see [01:27.73]Oh by the way what's your name [01:28.93]Clyde ankle [01:29.92]Perfect [01:30.61]But I can't sing [01:31.91]What's that got to do with anything [01:33.35]You got all the requirements [01:34.70]A pretty face and a pompadour [01:36.20] [01:36.72]Well do I get to pose beside a tiger [01:38.74]Nah that's been done [01:40.17]Maybe we'll get you a moose [01:41.30]Well maybe now I can have my adnoids taken out [01:44.20]What and ruin your amature standing [01:46.08]Well could you at least get me a date with that mouseketeer [01:48.17]That's grown up [01:49.05]Alright we'll see [01:50.02]Oh boy [01:50.72]Ah now you're gonna go three nights a week [01:52.67]For finger snapping lessons [01:53.85]Oo I've wanted to do that for as long as I've [01:55.96]Been in show biz [01:57.22]Hey wait a second [01:58.35]How long have you been in show biz [01:59.85]About a minute and a half [02:01.34]Oh now let's see if you can act humble [02:03.32]In front of the press [02:04.44]Okay oh I'll never replace elvis [02:07.42]All right [02:08.12]He's the king [02:09.25]All right all right all ready [02:10.77]Don't over do it [02:11.52]Hey how can we be sure [02:12.37]The girls are gonna scream at me [02:14.37]Ah don't worry will ya kid [02:16.33]I got a screaming machine right here [02:17.60]Yeah [02:18.10]It replaces a teenage audiance [02:19.75]We put it in the back of the [02:21.09]Auditorium push the button panicsville here listen [02:23.86] [02:29.16]Will you get out of that drummer's lap [02:31.02] [02:31.76]Wow bent my cymbal man [02:34.30]Now here's some variations [02:35.31] [02:48.41]Whoops wrong croud [02:49.93]Well let's do the other side of the record [02:51.32]I'll turn on the machine here and there [02:52.94]Uh huh [02:53.74]Yeah so you can you know get conditioned to it [02:55.42]Yeah okay [02:56.35]What am I gonna use for words on this side [02:58.19]Who cares [02:58.67]Say the first thing that comes into your head [03:00.21] [03:00.74]Okay what are you gonna do with that sharp stick [03:02.88] [03:03.43]Oh never mind what I'm gonna do with it [03:05.07]Just sing will ya [03:06.09]Here we go [03:06.62] [03:09.29]Well I was on my way to high school [03:11.98]When a guyyyyyyyyy came through the door woo [03:15.19]And he said he was gonna make me a bigggggggg [03:17.67]Record star [03:18.49] [03:20.34]I said I can't sing woo [03:21.37]He said it doesn't matter woo [03:23.10]He said you got a pretty face and a pommmmpadour [03:25.65] [03:41.76]Aaaaaahh [03:42.88]Don't need anything [03:43.45] [03:44.55]But a pretty face mm woo [03:46.06]And long black hair to toss ooo [03:48.70]With the possssssible exception of blue cross ooo [03:52.86] [03:57.69]Oh perfect stick with me kid [03:59.87]Clyde ankle is gonna jump up the charts [04:02.36]He is if you keep on with that stick man [04:05.04]All right [04:05.70]Well you really think you can get any disc jockeys [04:08.14]To play my songs [04:09.85]It's getting tougher but [04:10.99]I'm on my way to see one right now [04:12.81]Any other side the riten [04:14.05]Oh boy [04:14.66]Right after I stop off at the bank [04:15.95] [04:16.68]Ha the old payola roll blues huh [04:19.74]What kind of a crack is that [04:21.43]That's an insult to my integrity