Catch 22-DJ Quik

[ti:Catch 22] [ar:DJ Quik] [al:Trauma] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.74]Ain't nothin like poppin the brains on a Corvette [00:02.38]With your pet in the passenger seat [00:03.88]A** at your feet askin if you can pass her the w**d [00:06.07](Faster please) California masterpiece [00:07.69] [00:08.68]Recorded partially in New York [00:10.05]With a blue spark on a purple plant and I worked your aunt [00:12.42](She loved it) primarily under the circumstance [00:14.24]Don't be mad I was bad she was better sweaty palms [00:16.80]But I bet her and she told your moms and wrote a letter [00:19.67]Now they comin back to get off of the curb [00:21.79]Because I swerved on her (beat it b**ch ) [00:23.70]I ain't never been sh*t that's what my mommy said [00:25.51]Now they callin to check to see if I took the gun from under my bed [00:28.38]She don't trust me I don't trust me my psychiatrist don't trust me [00:30.64]And I ain't called 'em back I hope the cops don't come and bust me [00:33.51]I'm feelin lusty and my purple video tape is trusty [00:35.57]But I can't go to sleep with lotion on because I might get musty [00:37.95]I ride motorcycles and crash 'em on purpose [00:39.58]Into a crowd of bystanders so my insurance policy won't be worthless [00:42.26]Now quit that b**ch sh*t we gon' f**k you up mayne [00:44.95]We gon' f**k you up mayne now get the f**k outta Dodge [00:47.82]It ain't gon' work mayne we gon' f**k you up mayne [00:50.22]We gon' f**k you up mayne don't make me pull the pump out the garage [00:53.55]And posse up mayne we gon' f**k you up mayne [00:55.55]We gon' f**k you up mayne you must be high on that sherm [00:58.12]But you gon' learn mayne we gon' f**k you up mayne [01:00.51]We gon' f**k you up - WE GON' F**K YOU UP [01:03.24]Bridget Bridget Bridget was a girl that I knew [01:05.46]But she's a dumb hoe and baldheaded like DJ Pooh [01:08.03] [01:08.59]Her saggy body tried to crash the party like Mobb Deep [01:10.81]With her elephant feet [01:12.03]I got a whole lot to say but it won't come out [01:15.90]Probably because I got this 38 in my mouth [01:18.15]And I'm pissed I'm 'bout to nut up f**k you ni**a shut up [01:21.22]Like Mausberg I'll leave your chest burnin on the curb [01:23.79]Hennessy to XO crashed in the Lex-o [01:26.24]I make the bridge flex 'til these b**ch niggaz let go [01:28.87]And I'm upset because I'm all alone [01:30.74]Homies don't play by the rules f**k 'em then I'm glad they gone [01:33.74]Pluck 'em out the flowerpot flush and make they shower hot [01:36.18]Blister and scour I'm pistol-whippin with power make 'em holla like chicks [01:38.75]Out in L A ain't nuttin good to talk about [01:41.25]Except dead homies and how in '82 we had all the money [01:44.50]That's Freeway Rick and that C I A sh*t [01:46.62]22 years later it's just some ol' player hater sh*t [01:49.44]How many gangs can kill people under the age of 12 [01:52.12]Get snitched on and go to jail for another 22 years [01:54.81]And who gets recognized for pouring out the beer [01:57.06]And how many young blacks drink and smoke to cover they fear [01:59.51]It's f**ked up [02:00.39]Now quit that b**ch sh*t we gon' f**k you up mayne [02:02.58]We gon' f**k you up mayne now get the f**k outta Dodge [02:04.95]It ain't gon' work mayne we gon' f**k you up mayne [02:07.45]We gon' f**k you up mayne don't make me pull the pump out the garage [02:10.63]And posse up mayne we gon' f**k you up mayne [02:12.76]We gon' f**k you up mayne you must be high on that sherm [02:15.53]But you gon' learn mayne we gon' f**k you up mayne [02:18.03]We gon' f**k you up - WE GON' F**K YOU UP [02:20.75]I made my momma a promise that I would make it home honest [02:23.18]She knew that there were no problems cause she could see right through it [02:26.20]She know I'm deeper than half of these niggaz flyer than most of 'em [02:29.53]And that's as clear as you can see from off in your coast [02:32.15]And you niggaz don't understand these 16 bars from within [02:34.29]If being d**e is an abomination then I am a sin [02:36.57]Cause I'm fly like the wind and I'm high to the end [02:38.82]My enemies are my used-to-be friends where do I begin [02:40.82]It's a sesspool of stress you cowards drink from the well [02:43.27]Got no energy for haters you suckers can't give me hell [02:45.78]Cause you whack and you stale and you act like you bail [02:48.53]You talk that sh*t 'til you gotta prove sh*t get smacked when you fail [02:51.57]In the midst of it all I'm just persistin to ball [02:53.92]While these haters tumble and stumble and bumble and fall [02:56.12]I'm the key to cut your meter off I'll blow what you worth [02:58.74]And befo' anything else on this earth - YOU'LL GET F**KED UP [03:02.58]Now quit that b**ch sh*t we gon' f**k you up mayne [03:04.70]We gon' f**k you up mayne now get the f**k outta Dodge [03:06.95]It ain't gon' work mayne we gon' f**k you up mayne [03:09.39]We gon' f**k you up mayne don't make me pull the pump out the garage [03:12.54]And posse up mayne we gon' f**k you up mayne [03:14.67]We gon' f**k you up mayne you must be high on that sherm [03:17.43]But you gon' learn mayne we gon' f**k you up mayne [03:19.75]We gon' f**k you up - WE GON' F**K YOU UP