Funky Cold Medina-Tone Loc

[ti:Funky Cold Medina] [ar:Tone Loc] [al:Loc-Ed After Dark] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Funky Cold Medina - Tone Loc [00:13.55]I dig it [00:14.18] [00:18.95]Go cooling at a bar [00:20.14] [00:20.77]And I'm looking for some action [00:22.24] [00:22.81]But like Mick Jagger said [00:24.47]I can't get no satisfaction [00:26.09] [00:26.86]The girls are all around [00:28.24] [00:28.78]But none of them wanna get wit' me [00:30.95]My threads are fresh and I'm lookin deaf [00:33.06]Yo what's up with L-O-C [00:34.37] [00:35.07]The girls are all jocking [00:36.41] [00:37.05]At the other end of the bar [00:39.10]Drinking with some no name chump [00:41.17]When they know that I'm the star [00:43.10]So I got up and strolled over [00:45.18]To the other side of the cantina [00:47.35]I asked the guy why you so fly [00:49.34]He said funky cold medina [00:51.22] [00:58.93]Funky cold medina [00:59.98] [01:07.90]This brother told me a secret [01:09.70]On how to get more chicks [01:11.60]Put a little medina in your glass [01:13.92]And the girls'll come real quick [01:15.81]It's better than any alcohol [01:18.00]Or aprhodisiac [01:19.60]A couple of sips of this love potion [01:22.29]And she'll be on your lap [01:23.91]So I gave some to my dog [01:25.79]When he began to beg [01:28.08]And then he licked his bowl [01:29.08]And he looked at me [01:30.06]And did the wild thing on my leg [01:32.27]He used to scratch and bite me [01:34.05]Before he was much much meaner [01:35.99]But now all the poodles run to my house [01:38.33]For the funky cold medina [01:39.94] [01:41.45]Y'know what I'm saying [01:42.78]I got every dog in my neighborhood [01:44.68]Breaking down my door [01:46.01] [01:47.16]I got Spuds McKenzie [01:48.77] [01:49.29]Alex from Stroughs [01:50.62] [01:52.19]They won't leave my dog alone [01:53.50]With that Medina pal [01:54.51] [01:57.03]I went up to this girl [01:58.68]She said ＂Hi my name is Sheena＂ [02:00.49]I'd thought she'd be good to go [02:02.24]With a little funky cold medina [02:04.97]She said ＂I'd like a drink＂ [02:06.65]I said hmm OK I'll go get it [02:08.72]And then a couple of sips [02:10.06]She cold licked her lips [02:11.16]And I knew that she was wit' it [02:12.80]So I took her to my crib [02:14.97]Everything went as well as planned [02:17.12]But when she got undressed [02:18.11]It was a big ol' mess [02:19.34]Sheena was a man [02:20.54] [02:21.23]So I threw him out [02:22.21]I don't fool around [02:23.03]With no Oscar Mayer Weiner [02:25.39]You must be sure you're girl is pure [02:27.05]For the funky cold medina [02:29.18] [02:30.59]Y'know what a man [02:33.66] [02:34.99]This is the eighties [02:35.64]And the Loc is down wit' the ladies [02:37.22] [02:44.91]Break it down [02:45.58] [03:03.38]HA HA [03:04.13] [03:05.39]HA HA [03:05.96] [03:06.93]HA HA [03:07.83] [03:09.35]HA HA [03:10.18] [03:11.43]HA HA [03:12.03] [03:13.45]HA HA [03:14.08] [03:18.88]Black in the saddle [03:19.99] [03:20.54]Lookin' for a little affection [03:22.55]I took a shot as a contestant [03:24.32]On the Love Connection [03:26.27] [03:26.79]The audience voted [03:28.15] [03:28.73]And y'know they picked a winner [03:30.77]I took my date to the Hilton [03:32.44]For medina and some dinner [03:34.79]She had a few drinks [03:36.49]I'm thinking soon what I'll be getting [03:38.30] [03:38.97]Instead she started talking about [03:40.47]Plans for our wedding [03:42.99]So I grabbed my coat and [03:44.94]Said ＂Baby I'll be seeing ya＂ [03:46.97]That's why I found you don't fool around [03:49.23]With the funky cold medina [03:50.50] [03:52.48]Y'know what I'm sayin' [03:53.44] [03:54.39]That medina's a monster [03:55.66] [03:58.74]Funky cold medina