Night Of The Living Rednecks-Dead Kennedys

[ti:Night Of The Living Rednecks] [ar:Dead Kennedys] [al:Give Me Convenience Or Give Me] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Night Of The Living Rednecks - Dead Kennedys [00:13.38]Rays guitar broke no we wont play rawhide wont play anything well play the theme from the dinah shore show who wants to be dinah shore whos alter-ego is dinah shore oh his fists did [00:32.36]O up so quickly this time yawn yawn yawn put those headphones on its be-bop time [00:55.90] [01:08.26]I want to tell you a story about the last time I was in portland the night before we played at the long goodbye I was walking on the street about 10:30 at night a lot of people go to bed arou [01:31.17]Re at 10:30 at night and well I was walking along when suddenly these jocks in this bright blue pickup drove up it had kc lights tractor tires everything but the cb it was a life-size hot [01:46.33]S car for some dumb rich kid right well they drove up to me and they yelled what dumb rich kids usually yell hey faggot and showered me with some water [02:00.03] [02:01.35]So I stood there thinking what a bunch of f**kheads and picked up a rock now I waited walked down about a block to where the kentucky fried chicken is on burnside and sure enough they dro [02:20.09]Ound again they said hey faggot wheres the nearest mcdonalds I said I dont know and they squirted me again so I threw the rock and put a nice-size dent in their [02:35.31]T hot wheels car [02:37.74]They screached to a halt in the parking lot of some department store whos name I dont remember its up the street from fred meyer and they got out their clubs and they ran after me yelling [02:52.64]Ot;were gonna kill you you God damn faggot were gonna kill you you motherf**ker so I got in a phonebooth by the kentucky fried chicken on burnside held my legs straight out like thi [03:08.18]They couldnt open the door to the phonebooth [03:11.68]So they began charging the phonebooth beating on it with their club yelling were gonna kill you you motherf**ker were gonna kill you you God damn faggot I just looked at the [03:26.94] there was a crowd gathering by this time and these kids were standing nearby and they said oh look at him hes insane I thought ah-hah heres my way out I yelled at them &q [03:44.21]Ake me to a mental hospital right away I wanna be be put away please put me away cmon call the cops and put me away please put me away now they said alright faggot were ca [03:59.08]The police [03:59.95]So they called the police the cop comes out and I go ah my savior Im away from these jocks he opens up the door get out of there you throws me up against the car frisks me [04:10.60]Es me in the back then he goes over to the jocks now what happened here it looks like were going have to take him to jail but we got to have the full story first so the jocks wh [04:19.40] ace in the hole and they go well goddammit the motherf**ker put a dent in my truck a [04:24.08]0 truck right so I got my club I went out and I wanted to kill him [04:27.92]I want to kill him let me kill him goddammit let me kill him so the cop made them go home and he drove me home and he confiscated their club and my rock as further evidence and I th [04:37.35] so this is oregon huh tolerent oregon [04:39.42]Ray are you done with your guitar yet he isnt done yet so what else do you want to hear Im out of stories thats a true story too just ask bruce loose