Step Right Up-Various Artists

[ti:Step Right Up] [ar:Various Artists] [al:Step Right Up -- Waits Tribute] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Step Right Up - Various Artists (欧美群星) [00:04.01]Step right up step right up step right up [00:10.90] [00:12.71]Everyone's a winner bargains galore [00:15.67]That's right you too can be the proud owner [00:17.54]Of the quality goes in before the name goes on [00:20.51] [00:21.48]One-tenth of a dollar one-tenth of a dollar we got service after sales [00:27.68]You need perfume we got perfume how 'bout an engagement ring [00:36.00]Something for the little lady something for the little lady [00:37.81]Something for the little lady hmm [00:39.01]Three for a dollar [00:40.74] [00:43.23]We got a year-end clearance we got a white sale [00:46.24]And a smoke-damaged furniture you can drive it away today [00:49.97] [00:52.07]Act now act now and receive as our gift our gift to you [01:00.44]They come in all colors one size fits all [01:03.74]No muss no fuss no spills you're tired of kitchen drudgery [01:06.11]Everything must go going out of business going out of business [01:12.87]Going out of business sale [01:13.50] [01:15.84]Fifty percent off original retail price skip the middle man [01:18.25] [01:19.43]Don't settle for less [01:20.37]How do we do it how do we do it volume [01:27.49]Volume [01:31.56]Turn up the volume [01:35.49]Now you've heard it advertised don't hesitate [01:37.16]Don't be caught with your drawers down [01:38.81] [01:40.09]Don't be caught with your drawers down [01:43.82]You can step right up step right up [01:48.81] [01:52.51]That's right it filets it chops it dices slices [01:55.99]Never stops lasts a lifetime mows your lawn [01:59.28]And it mows your lawn and it picks up the kids from school [02:02.28]It gets rid of unwanted facial hair it gets rid of embarrassing age spots [02:05.28]It delivers a pizza and it lengthens and it strengthens [02:11.73] [02:14.99]And it finds that slipper that's been at large [02:16.78]Under the chaise lounge for several weeks [02:19.52]And it plays a mean Rhythm Master [02:21.54]It makes excuses for unwanted lipstick on your collar [02:26.05]And it's only a dollar step right up it's only a dollar step right up [02:39.18]'Cause it forges your signature [02:40.23]If not completely satisfied mail back unused portion of product [02:42.22]For complete refund of price of purchase [02:44.43]Step right up [02:48.49]Please allow thirty days for delivery don't be fooled by cheap imitations [02:51.46] [02:54.34]You can live in it live in it laugh in it love in it [03:03.77]Swim in it sleep in it [03:05.16]Live in it swim in it laugh in it love in it [03:07.60] [03:15.13]Removes embarrassing stains from contour sheets that's right [03:18.48]And it entertains visiting relatives it turns a sandwich into a banquet [03:21.27]Tired of being the life of the party [03:22.87]Change your shorts change your life change your life [03:25.96]Change into a nine-year-old Hindu boy get rid of your wife [03:29.89] [03:34.84]And it walks your dog and it doubles on sax [03:36.58]Doubles on sax you can jump back Jack see you later alligator [03:43.51]See you later alligator [03:44.97]And it steals your car [03:45.78]It gets rid of your gambling debts it quits smoking [03:49.60]It's a friend and it's a companion [03:53.00]And it's the only product you will ever need [03:58.25] [03:59.70]Follow these easy assembly instructions it never needs ironing [04:01.74] [04:04.91]Well it takes weights off hips bust thighs chin midriff [04:08.09]Gives you dandruff and it finds you a job it is a job [04:12.15]And it strips the phone company free take ten for five exchange [04:15.76]And it gives you denture breath [04:17.09]And you know it's a friend and it's a companion [04:18.83]And it gets rid of your traveler's checks [04:20.29]It's new it's improved it's old-fashioned [04:22.21]Well it takes care of business never needs winding [04:26.52] [04:28.47]Never needs winding never needs winding [04:33.47] [04:34.68]Gets rid of blackheads the heartbreak of psoriasis [04:36.43]Christ you don't know the meaning of heartbreak buddy [04:38.13] [04:39.14]C'mon c'mon c'mon c'mon [04:40.29] [04:43.45]'Cause it's effective it's defective it creates household odors [04:47.35]It disinfects it sanitizes for your protection [04:50.53]It gives you an erection it wins the election [04:54.88]Why put up with painful corns any longer [04:57.25]It's a redeemable coupon no obligation no salesman will visit your home [04:59.44] [05:00.19]We got a jackpot jackpot jackpot prizes prizes prizes all work guaranteed [05:10.60]How do we do it [05:11.40]How do we do it [05:12.15]How do we do it [05:12.80]How do we do it [05:13.49]We need your business we're going out of business [05:15.13]We'll give you the business [05:17.35]Get on the business end of our going-out-of-business sale [05:21.28] [05:21.86]Receive our free brochure free brochure [05:23.13]Read the easy-to-follow assembly instructions batteries not included [05:25.87]Send before midnight tomorrow terms available [05:28.51]Step right up step right up step right up [05:33.27]You got it buddy: the large print giveth and the small print taketh away [05:37.20]Step right up you can step right up you can step right up [05:42.24]C'mon step right up [05:43.01](Get away from me kid you bother me ) [05:45.12]Step right up step right up step right up c'mon c'mon c'mon c'mon c'mon [05:50.52] [05:52.53]Step right up you can step right up c'mon and step right up [05:58.44]C'mon and step right up