Don't Eat The Food That Is Sitting On Your Plate-Barry Louis Polisar

[ti:Don't Eat The Food That Is Sit] [ar:Barry Louis Polisar] [al:Teacher's Favorites] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.84]Don't eat the food that [00:01.97]Is sitting on your plate [00:03.16]But smear it in your ear [00:04.66]And smush it in your face [00:05.66]Mash you mashed potatoes [00:06.41]And stuff 'em down your pants [00:07.78]Wiggle 'em around a bit [00:09.03]And do a little dance [00:10.22]Pour your milk upon the floor [00:11.66]And slip and slide around [00:12.78]Slosh and splosh and giggle [00:14.22]And roll around the ground [00:15.35]Butter up a piece of bread [00:16.66]And stick it in your shoe [00:17.85]Pour your milk upon your head [00:18.68]And on your neighbor too [00:22.24]Never eat your string beans [00:23.36]Or brussell sproiuts or bread [00:24.49]But chomp and chew on chocolate [00:25.74]And cherry pie instead [00:26.93]Soon you'll feel so sick [00:28.11]That you wan't wanna stand up [00:29.24]The gurgle in your stomach will finally erupt [00:31.80]Your teacher will not like you [00:33.11]And your teeth will all turn gray [00:36.05]And you will feel so sad [00:38.95]That you ever heard me say [00:45.14]Don't eat the food that [00:46.15]Is sitting on your plate [00:47.27]But smear it in your ear [00:48.71]And smush it in your face [00:49.90]Mash you mashed potatoes [00:50.83]And stuff 'em down your pants [00:52.27]Wiggle 'em around a bit [00:53.52]And do a little dance [00:54.71]Pour your milk upon the floor [00:56.08]And slip and slide around [00:57.15]Slosh and splosh and giggle [00:58.33]And roll around the ground [00:59.52]Butter up a piece of bread [01:00.83]And stick it in your shoe [01:02.40] [01:03.27]Pour your milk upon your head [01:06.59]And on your neighbor too