Dump The Dog-Loudon Wainwright III

[ti:Dump The Dog] [ar:Loudon Wainwright III] [al:One Man Guy The Best Of Loudon] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Dump The Dog - Loudon Wainwright III [00:12.25]Dump the dog & feed the garbage [00:14.38]Mow the floor & sweep the lawn [00:16.75] [00:17.69]Salt & pepper on my porridge [00:20.26]Some day I'll be dead & gone [00:22.90] [00:23.77]Oh my good girl loves me madly & my bad girl is a flirt [00:28.23] [00:29.36]I'll take the good with the bad gladly [00:31.76]And I'll treat them both like dirt [00:33.75] [00:47.22]Bread & butter for my breakfast peanut butter for my lunch [00:52.53]Apple butter for my dinner [00:54.48]Marjorine for Sunday brunch [00:56.79] [00:58.10]Baseball's fine Football's rougher basketballers are all tall [01:03.00] [01:03.83]But I like hockey hockey's tougher [01:06.26]You must play without a ball [01:08.59] [01:20.81]It's too much bother & too much trouble I have stood all I can stand [01:25.37] [01:26.31]I'm a son & I'm a father [01:28.53]I am just a middle man [01:31.27] [01:31.90]When I wake up in the morning I hop up right out of bed [01:36.16] [01:37.60]Unless of course I am hung over [01:39.55]Then I pretend that I am dead [01:41.50] [01:43.31]Dump the dog & feed the garbage [01:45.26]Mow the floor & sweep the lawn [01:47.65] [01:48.75]Salt & pepper on my porridge [01:51.06]Some day I'll be dead & gone