Lodi Dodi-Snoop Dogg

　　　 Artist：snoop dogg Songs Title：lodi dodi Album by: Doggystyle Artist by: Snoop Dogg Yeah, gotta say whats up to my ni**a slick rick For those who dont like it, eat a dick But for those who with me, sing that sh*t As it go a little something like this La di da di, we likes to party We dont cause trouble, we dont bother nobody Were, just some *z whore on the mic And when we rock up on the mic we rock the mic [right] For all my doggs keepin yall in health Just to see you smile and enjoy yourself Cuz its cool when ya cause a cozy conditionin Which we create, cuz thats our mission So listen close, to what we say Because this types of sh*t happens every-day I woke up around 10 oclock in the mornin I gave myself a strech up, a mornin yawn and Went to the bathroom to wash up I threw some soap on my face and put my hands up on a cup And said um mirror mirror, on, the wall Who is the top dogg of them all? There was a rubble dubble, five minutes it lasted The mirror said, you are you conceited bastard Well thats true, thats why we never have no beef So I slipped off my khakis and my gold leaf Used oil of olay, cuz my skin gets pale And then I got the file, for my fingernails Im true to the style on my behalf I put some bubbles in the tub so I can take a bubble bath Clean, dry, was my body and hair I threw on my brand new doggy underwear For all the b**ches I might take home I got the johnson baby powder and cool water cologne Now Im fresh, dressed, like a million bucks Threw on my white sox, with my all blue chucks Stepped out the house, stopped short, oh no I went back in, I forgot my indo Then I dilly [dally] I ran through an [alley] I bumped into this smoker named [sally] from the [valley] This was a girl playin hard to get So I said whats wrong? cuz she looked upset She said um Its all because of you, Im feelin said and blue You went away, now my life is filled with rainy days I love you so, how much youll never know Cause you took your d**e away from me A-huh, a-huh, ahuh Damn, now what was I to do Shes cryin over me and she was feelin blue I said, um, dont cry, dry your eye And here comes your mother with those two little guys Her mean mother steps then says to me hi!! Decked sally in the face and punched her in the eye Punched her in the belly and stepped on her feet Slammed the child on the hard concrete The b**ch was strong, the kids was gone Somethin was wrong I said, what was goin on? I tried to break up, I said, stop it, just leave her! She said, if I cant smoke none, she cant either! She grabbed my closely by my socks So I broke the hell out, and I grabbed my sack of rocks But um, they gave chase, they caught up quick They started cryin on my shoes and grabbin my dick And sayin.... Why dont you give me a play So we can brake it down the long beach way And if you give me that okay Ill give you all my love today Doggy, doggy, doggy, cant you see Somehow your words just hypnotize me And I just love your jazzy ways Doggy dogg, your love is here to stay And on and on and on she kept goin The b**ch been around before my mothers born! I said, cheer up! so I gave her a hit I said, you cant have me, Im too young for you b**ch! She said, no youre not, then she starts cryin I says Im nineteen, she says, stop lyin! I says, I am, go ask my mother And with your wrinkled p**sy, I cant be your lover Yeah, uhh, tic toc you dont stop And to the, ah tic toc and you dont quit Yeah, tic toc and ya dont stop, and to the Ah tic toc and ya dont quit, beeeotch!