The Hole in the Ground-Bernard Cribbins

[ti:The Hole In The Ground] [ar:Bernard Cribbins] [al:The Very Best Of Bernard Cribbins] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]The Hole in the Ground - Bernard Cribbins [00:12.15]There I was [00:13.22]A digging this hole [00:14.69]A hole in the ground so big [00:16.60]And sort of round it was [00:17.79]There was I [00:19.23]Digging it deep [00:20.38]It was flat at at the bottom [00:21.93]And the sides were steep [00:23.36]When along [00:24.65]Comes [00:25.26]This bloke in a bowler [00:26.44]Which he lifted and scratched his head [00:28.63] [00:29.20]Well we looked down the hole [00:31.28]Poor demented soul and he said [00:33.64]Do you mind if I make a suggestion [00:35.40] [00:35.98]Don't dig there [00:37.33]Dig it elsewhere [00:38.86]Your digging it round and it ought to be square [00:41.85]The shape of it's wrong it's much too long [00:44.48]And you can't put hole where a hole don't belong [00:48.52]I ask what a liberty eh [00:49.90] [00:50.46]Nearly bashed him right in the bowler [00:52.07] [00:52.82]Well there was I [00:54.57]Stood in me hole [00:56.06]Shovelling earth for all I was worth [00:59.04]There was him [01:00.50]Standing up there [01:01.72]So grand and official with his nose in the air [01:04.67]So I gave [01:05.96]Him [01:06.48]A look sort of sideways [01:07.77]And I leaned on my shovel and sighed [01:10.52]Well I lit me a fag [01:12.67]And [01:12.85]Having took a drag I replied [01:14.18] [01:16.60]I just couldn't bear to dig it elsewhere [01:20.25]I'm digging it round co's I don't want it square [01:22.72]And if you disagree it doesn't bother me [01:26.11] [01:26.65]That's the place where the holes gonna be [01:29.67] [01:34.27]Well there we were discussing this hole [01:37.56]A hole in the groud so big and sort of round [01:39.96]It was [01:40.27]Well it's not there now the ground's all flat [01:43.02]And beneath it is the bloke in the bowler hat [01:46.41] [01:47.44]And that's that