Anything You Can Do-Barbra Streisand/Melissa McCarthy

[ti:] [ar:] [al:] [by:时间戳工具V2.0_20200810] [offset:0] [00:00.15]Barbra Streisand： [00:09.30]Hi Melissa [00:10.38]Melissa McCarthy： [00:10.92]Oh wow Barbra Streisand [00:13.44]Barbra Streisand： [00:13.71]Streisand like sand on the beach soft S [00:16.62]Melissa McCarthy： [00:16.89]Right sorry what are you doing here [00:18.63]Barbra Streisand： [00:18.90]I'm here to see the director [00:20.13]He cast me as the lead in of his new movie [00:22.08]Melissa McCarthy： [00:22.35]He cast me as the lead in his new movie [00:23.64]Barbra Streisand： [00:23.91]That's impossible [00:24.81]Melissa McCarthy： [00:25.20]Yeah well we'll see [00:26.43]Barbra Streisand： [00:26.76]Really [00:27.09]Melissa McCarthy： [00:28.56]Any part you can play I can play better [00:31.44]Barbra Streisand： [00:31.71]No I can play any part better than you [00:34.20]Melissa McCarthy： [00:34.47]No you can't [00:35.34]Barbra Streisand： [00:35.61]Yes I can [00:35.97]Melissa McCarthy： [00:36.24]No you can't [00:36.99]Barbra Streisand： [00:37.26]Yes I can [00:37.59]Melissa McCarthy： [00:37.86]No you can't [00:38.43]Barbra Streisand： [00:38.70]Yes I can yes I can [00:41.19]Melissa McCarthy： [00:41.70]Any laugh you can get I can get bigger [00:44.64]Barbra Streisand： [00:45.00]I can get any laugh as big as you [00:47.43]Melissa McCarthy： [00:47.70]With one look [00:48.33]Barbra Streisand： [00:48.66]With a glance [00:49.23]Melissa McCarthy： [00:49.50]Till they cry [00:50.13]Barbra Streisand： [00:50.40]Wet their pants [00:50.88]Melissa McCarthy： [00:51.15]Till they roar [00:51.93]Barbra Streisand： [00:52.20]Till they're sore [00:52.77]I'll get more [00:54.60]Barbra Streisand： [00:54.99]I can belt a d flat and I'll never be flat [00:58.20]Melissa McCarthy： [00:58.47]I don't have to warm up I can act a storm up [01:01.38]Barbra Streisand： [01:01.65]I can do a concert tour [01:04.31]Melissa McCarthy： [01:04.65]With hip hop and rap [01:06.03]Barbra Streisand： [01:06.57]Well after I've had a nap [01:08.10]Melissa McCarthy： [01:08.46]You got me there [01:09.42]Barbra Streisand： [01:09.78]Are You'related to matthew [01:10.92]Melissa McCarthy： [01:11.19]No that's mcconaughey [01:12.15]Barbra Streisand： [01:12.78]What about paul [01:13.20]Melissa McCarthy： [01:13.50]That's mccartney [01:14.46]Barbra Streisand： [01:14.85]Oh yeah yeah yeah I'm sorry [01:17.19]Barbra Streisand： [01:18.09]Any house you can build I can build better [01:21.18]Melissa McCarthy： [01:21.45]I can build any home grander than yours [01:24.03]Barbra Streisand： [01:24.30]With great taste [01:24.93]Melissa McCarthy： [01:25.26]With 10 johns [01:25.68]Barbra Streisand： [01:25.95]With restraint [01:26.73]Melissa McCarthy： [01:27.00]Lottsa bronze with a moat and a wall [01:29.01]Barbra Streisand： [01:29.28]With a mall [01:30.21]Melissa McCarthy： [01:30.48]A mall [01:30.99]Melissa McCarthy： [01:31.35]In any comedy I can be crasser [01:34.74]I can be cruder and crasser than you [01:37.23]Barbra Streisand： [01:37.50]With a belch [01:38.13]Melissa McCarthy： [01:38.40]With a burp [01:38.67]Barbra Streisand： [01:39.03]With a shrug [01:39.57]Melissa McCarthy： [01:39.84]With a slurp You're too clean [01:41.31]Barbra Streisand： [01:41.58]Well I'm just not obscene [01:44.07]Barbra Streisand： [01:44.40]You're a dirty talker [01:46.02]Melissa McCarthy： [01:46.29]You played mother fawker [01:47.16]Barbra Streisand： [01:47.73]Bridesmaid's a keeper [01:49.11]Melissa McCarthy： [01:49.38]Prince of tides a weeper [01:51.00]Barbra Streisand： [01:51.33]We agree on quite a lot [01:54.09]Melissa McCarthy： [01:54.39]Hey let's make amends [01:55.80]Barbra Streisand： [01:56.07]Yeah [01:56.22]We should be friends [01:57.42]Barbra Streisand： [01:57.93]What do you call a man who's lost all his intelligence [02:00.18]Melissa McCarthy： [02:00.45]I don't know what [02:01.38]Barbra Streisand： [02:01.71]A widower [02:02.10]Melissa McCarthy： [02:02.76]Ha [02:02.88]Melissa McCarthy： [02:04.53]Anything men can do we can do better [02:07.35]Barbra Streisand： [02:07.68]Anything men can do we can do too [02:10.22]Melissa McCarthy： [02:10.50]Steal a scene [02:11.22]Barbra Streisand： [02:11.49]Stop the show [02:12.12]Melissa McCarthy： [02:12.39]Fill the seats [02:13.11]S r o [02:13.59]Barbra Streisand： [02:13.86]Have a child [02:14.28]Melissa McCarthy： [02:14.58]With a man [02:15.27]Barbra Streisand： [02:15.54]Yes we can [02:17.49]We were underrated teased and deprecated [02:20.79]But we sent em reeling [02:22.50]Through the glass ceiling [02:24.12]Melissa McCarthy： [02:24.39]There is nothing we can't do [02:26.82]Barbra Streisand： [02:27.15]Well can you bake a pie [02:28.47]Melissa McCarthy： [02:28.77]No [02:29.19]Barbra Streisand： [02:29.46]Neither can I you know anything I can do we can do better [02:34.95]Melissa McCarthy： [02:35.49]We can do anything better as two [02:39.24]Barbra Streisand： [02:39.81]Make chick flicks [02:40.68]Melissa McCarthy： [02:40.95]Buddy pics [02:41.58]Barbra Streisand： [02:41.85]As a team we're a dream [02:43.17]Melissa McCarthy： [02:43.47]You're the bomb [02:44.22]Barbra Streisand： [02:44.49]Huh [02:44.88]Melissa McCarthy： [02:45.21]You'll be great [02:46.26]Barbra Streisand： [02:46.59]Really [02:46.80]Melissa McCarthy： [02:47.16]As my mom [02:48.27]Barbra Streisand： [02:50.64]Your mom don't you mean sister [02:52.50]Melissa McCarthy： [02:52.92]OK [02:53.10]Barbra Streisand： [02:53.37]Why would you say a thing like that [02:54.87]Melissa McCarthy： [02:55.23]Touchy [02:55.47]Barbra Streisand： [02:55.74]No I mean [02:56.04]Melissa McCarthy： [02:56.31]Fine [02:56.76]I'm your fan [02:57.57]Yes we can yes we can [03:00.12]Yes we can [03:01.65]Melissa McCarthy： [03:02.64]Can I call you babs now [03:04.02]Barbra Streisand： [03:04.29]No too soon