Big Weenie (Explicit)-Eminem

[ti:Big Weenie] [ar:Eminem] [al:Encore (Deluxe Version)] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Big Weenie (Explicit) - Eminem (埃米纳姆) [00:03.18]I don't understand [00:04.69]Why are you being so mean [00:08.75]You're mean mean man [00:11.25]You are just jealous of me [00:12.74]Cuz you' you just can't do what I do [00:14.61]So instead of just admitting it [00:15.92]You walk around and say [00:17.11]All kinds of really mean things [00:18.30]About me cuz you're a meanie' a meanie [00:21.98]But it's only cuz you're [00:22.91]Just really jealous of me [00:23.98]Cuz I'm what you want to be [00:25.54]So you just look like an idiot [00:26.96]When you say these mean things [00:28.53]Cuz it's too easy to see [00:29.91]You're just a really big weenie' big weenie [00:33.33]Alright listen' I need you to focus [00:35.82] [00:36.34]I need you to go dig deep in your mind' this is important [00:38.70]We are going to perform an experiment of the sorts [00:40.78]I'm going to have to ask you to bear with me for a moment [00:44.26]Now I need you to open your mind-your eyes close them [00:47.00]You are now about to be placed under my hypnosis [00:49.75]For the next four and a half minutes [00:51.75]We are going to explore into your mind [00:53.50]To find out why you're so f**kin' jealous [00:55.46]Now why did they make Yoo-Hoo [00:56.90]Hippity ga-ga boo-boo [00:57.46]Psych' I'm kidding [00:59.01]I just wanted to see if you're still listenin' [01:00.95]Ok' now I need your undivided attention [01:03.08]Sir I have a question [01:04.88]Why do I always sense this undeniable tension [01:06.87]From the moment that I enter into the room [01:09.99]It gets all quiet and whispers [01:11.81]Whenever theres conversation' why am I always mentioned [01:15.00]I've been dying to ask' it's been itchin' at me [01:17.99]Is it just because [01:18.74]You are just jealous of me [01:19.74]Cuz you' you just can't do what I do [01:21.36]So instead of just admitting it [01:22.55]You walk around and say [01:23.67]All kinds of really mean things [01:24.92]About me cuz you're a meanie' a meanie [01:28.59]But it's only cuz you're [01:29.53]Just really jealous of me [01:30.78]Cuz I'm what you want to be [01:32.33]So you just look like an idiot [01:33.84]When you say these mean things [01:35.15]Cuz it's too easy to see [01:36.46]You're just a really big weenie' big weenie [01:40.07]Alright now I' I just flubbed a line [01:42.45]I was going to say something extremely important [01:45.12]But I forgot who or what it was' I f**ked up [01:47.81]Psych' I'm kidding again you idiot' no I didn't [01:50.30]That's just what you wanted to hear from me [01:52.30]Is that I f**ked up ain't it [01:54.31]But I can bust one take without lookin' at no paper [01:56.79]It doesn't take a bunch of takes [01:58.18]Or me to stand here in this booth all day [02:00.11]For me to say the truth' ok [02:01.48]You're droolin' you have tooth decay [02:02.67]Your mouth is open' you're disgusting [02:03.92]What the f**k you eat for lunch [02:05.29]A bunch of sweets or something' what [02:06.60]You munch a bunch of Crunch 'N Munch [02:08.15]Your tooth is rotten to the gum [02:09.46]Your breath stinks' wanna chew some gum [02:10.83]Yes I do sir' what am I on [02:12.40]You sir are on chew syrum [02:13.59]Marshall I'm so jealous of you [02:14.70]Please say you won't tell nobody [02:16.27]I'd be so embarrassed' I'm just absolutely terrified [02:17.97]That someone's gonna find out why I'm saying [02:20.40]All these terrible' evil and awful mean things [02:23.09]It's my own insecurity [02:24.46]You are just jealous of me [02:25.95]Cuz you' you just can't do what I do [02:27.88]So instead of just admitting it [02:29.01]You walk around and say [02:30.32]All kinds of really mean things [02:31.63]About me cuz you're a meanie' a meanie [02:35.32]But it's only cuz you're [02:36.24]Just really jealous of me [02:37.19]Cuz I'm what you want to be [02:38.80]So you just look like an idiot [02:40.67]When you say these mean things [02:41.98]Cuz it's too easy to see [02:43.18]You're just a really big weenie' big weenie [02:46.80]Alright now we' we're going to conduct [02:49.11]That experiment that we were talking about earlier [02:52.22]Just to see what a frog looks like when it takes two hits of ecstasy [02:55.60]Cuz that's exactly what your eyes look like' want to check to see [02:58.64]Here's a mirror' notice the resemblence here [03:00.46]Wait' let me put these sun glasses on [03:02.34]Now look in this mirror' how about now [03:04.52]What do you have in common [03:06.02]You're both green with envy [03:07.39]And look like idiots with sunglasses on 'em [03:09.44]You look like I sound like singing about weenies [03:11.44]Now take my weenie out of your mouth [03:14.07]This is between me and you' I know you're not happy [03:16.94]I know you'd much rather see me [03:18.49]Lying in the corner of a room somewhere crying [03:20.87]Curled up in a ball tweeked out of my mind dying [03:23.86]There is no denying that my weenie is much bigger than yours is [03:27.11]Mine is like sticking a banana between two oranges [03:29.97]Why you even doing this to yourself' it's pointless [03:32.91]Why do we have to keep on going through this' this is tortuous [03:36.03]My point is this [03:37.64]That if you say mean things' weenie will shrink [03:40.40]Now I fogot what the chorus is' your just is [03:42.84]You are just jealous of me [03:44.16]Cuz you' you just can't do what I do [03:46.02]So instead of just admitting it [03:47.15]You walk around and say [03:48.34]All kinds of really mean things [03:49.65]About me cuz you're a meanie' a meanie [03:53.27]But it's only cuz you're [03:54.20]Just really jealous of me [03:55.21]Cuz I'm what you want to be [03:56.94]So you just look like an idiot [03:58.64]When you say these mean things [03:59.89]Cuz it's too easy to see [04:01.20]You're just a really big weenie' big weenie [04:04.25]END