Get You Mad-Eminem

[ti:Get You Mad] [ar:Eminem] [al:The Hits And Unreleased Vol.2] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Get You Mad - Eminem (埃米纳姆) [00:01.32]Yo mic check (my dick ) testing one two [00:05.18]F**k (my dick ) my nuts [00:10.31]My attitude is worse than NWA's was [00:11.61]I'll battle you over stupid sh*t and diss people [00:14.73]Who ain't have sh*t to do with it like Cool J does [00:17.04]You see me standin outside of your buildin; screamin [00:18.85]"Puffy is good but Slim Shady is for the children " [00:21.29]I look at my life in a new light f**k it [00:24.41]Give me two mics; I write songs for me f**k what you like [00:27.16]You're probably hear me rap half-hearted; cause I don't like rap anyway [00:29.58]I'm just tryin to get my porno career started [00:31.58]Every place and event been there done that [00:34.76]Sh*t Dre stuck me in a suitcase when he went [00:37.88]Want a deal Study these 5 chapters [00:39.51]Lesson one: throw demos as hard as you can at signed rappers [00:42.69]Lesson two: face em and diss em [00:44.88]Don't give em a demo; kidnap em (I want you to come with me) [00:48.49]And make em come to your basement and listen [00:50.74]Lesson three: Get a job at a label; switch demos with Canibus [00:52.43]And put yours on the owner's table (here listen ) [00:54.18]Lesson four: 'know you heard this before' [00:55.86]"Hey let me get your number; I'll call you tomorrow for sure " [00:57.92]Don't act like a fan you wanna get signed [00:59.79]Get the whitest A&R you can find [01:01.29]Pull him aside and rap as wack as you can [01:03.61]Lesson five: get a hook-up at Jive [01:05.42]Dress up like I C P and have them come see you perform live [01:08.73]And that's the key but when you see me on the street; I ain't [01:11.84]Givin you sh*t b**ch don't even bother askin me (get away from me) [01:14.71]Toilet water splashes me right in the a** when I'm spittin [01:17.21]Cause I'm always shittin when I'm rappin like Master P [01:20.21]Got a b*****b from Paula Jones and stuffed it so far in her mouth [01:23.02]My balls broke both of her collarbones [01:24.27]Told Mya this sh*t was all about me-ah [01:26.26]Gave Alyssa Milano syphillis mono and gonorrhea [01:29.25]And all three of my main girls said see ya [01:32.31]Cause Brandy and Monica walked in and caught me f**kin Aaliyah [01:34.50]I splish splash while I'm takin a bath [01:36.62]Grab a handful of pills break em in half take em and laugh [01:39.18]White trash f**kin your wife in the a** [01:41.24]While you're out siphoning gas for your lawnmower to cut the grass [01:44.11]So if I hurt your self-esteem and you get dissed too bad [01:47.48]You know I just be sayin that to get you mad [01:49.79]And when I rap about a buncha sh*t you wished you had [01:52.93]You know I just be sayin that to get you mad [01:55.73]"I can't listen to that song that sh*t's too sad " [01:58.35]You know I just be sayin that to get you mad [02:01.03]"He'll never make it his wrist is slit too bad " [02:03.47]You know I just be sayin that to get you mad [02:06.27]What a wonderful day; I should go outside and play [02:08.90]Ain't no need to sit inside the house and hibernate [02:11.09]Hi Renee I was just about to toss a live grenade [02:13.64]In your driveway (what ) and drive away [02:15.14]Are you afraid of a blade made of a razor with AIDS [02:19.01]Blood drippin from it rippin your stomach like a paper mache [02:21.32]You talk a lotta sh*t but you was never ill though [02:24.43]I'm sick enough to beat you to death with a feather pillow [02:27.18]Tipped over some cows just for a joke and a laugh [02:29.62]Jumped up choked a giraffe snapped his neck and broke it in half [02:32.93]Wagin wars went on stage and sprayed cage with agent orange [02:35.17]And wiped my a** with his page in (Here )Source [02:37.79]The demon is here steamin this year [02:40.04]I rip voicebox out scream in his ear [02:43.34]It's not a gimmick b**ch it's an image I live it [02:45.59]Give a f**k I don't know what a f**k is to give it [02:48.27]"Yeah I don't think this guy is well" I'm high as hell [02:50.96]I'll beat you with a live cat when I'm swinging him by his tail [02:53.77]I'll f**kin I'll f**kin [02:54.89]Lay your nuts on the dresser [02:57.01]Just your nutsack by itself [02:58.82]And bang them shits with a spiked bat [03:00.57]Cut your neck off and sew your head right back [03:02.93]And leave you like that [03:03.87]You just triggered the prick who just mixed liquor [03:05.75]Who's itchin to leave you disfigured and stiffer than Chris-topher [03:07.99]Reeves I was teething with strep throat [03:11.24]While your mother was breastfeeding [03:12.18]And gave her the flesh-eating disease [03:13.86]I'm iller than takin a hammer and beatin your knees [03:16.79]And walkin through South Central L A bleedin in jeans [03:19.53]Wakin up the next day in breathin machines [03:21.59]Flashin back to being shot and repeatin the scenes [03:24.84]On how you just got smoked and if you do live [03:27.34]You'll be too scared to tell it like a Biggie and 'Pac joke [03:30.21]So if I hurt your self-esteem and you get dissed too bad [03:32.45]You know I just be sayin that to get you mad [03:34.95]And when I rap about a fat b**ch that you wished you had [03:37.63]You know I just be sayin that to get you mad