Out Come The Freaks-Was (Not Was)

Little Rita and her sister Bette Met some mook who drove a purple Chevy He took them for a ride one summer night Told the girls he was a big producer Truth be told he was a cheap seducer He drove them to the hills to see the lights (Yeah, right) Two days later they were reading him his rights Woodwork squeaks and out come the freaks Tara Venus was a rent-a-stripper You could feast your eyes but you couldn＇t grip her She went nowhere without Jack the Human Kife He＇d slice you silly if you got too friendly If you value living better treat her gently Once she does her sexy cha-cha let her go She will tempt you but it＇s just part of the show Woodwork squeaks and out come the freaks Bobby Maggot was a big attorney Through the courtroom down to hell he journeyed Bald headed piece of garbage that he was He＇ll defend you if your money＇s honest Says he＇ll do his best but that＇s no promise Off he goes in his Corvette to get a tan Oh Lord I ask you what kind of beast is man? Woodwork squeaks and out come the freaks Woodwork squeaks and out come the freaks Woodwork squeaks and out comes Trotsky Out comes Trotsky, yeah Woodwork squeaks and out comes Coltrane Coltrane, Coltrane Woodwork squeaks and out comes Che Guevara Che Guevara, Che Guevara Woodwork squeaks and out comes the Powell Buddy Powell, Buddy Powell