The Chelsea Hotel Oral Sex Song-Jeffrey Lewis

[ti:The Chelsea Hotel Oral Sex Son] [ar:Jeffrey Lewis] [al:The Last Time I Did Acid I Wen] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]The Chelsea Hotel Oral Sex Song - Jeffrey Lewis [00:10.33]Walkin' up 23rd street [00:12.76]I was tired and alone [00:14.28] [00:15.09]It was late my housemate [00:16.77] [00:17.29]Would be asleep when i got home [00:19.66]The sign ahead glowin' red [00:21.36] [00:21.98]Said the chelsea hotel [00:23.31] [00:24.87]Where nancy and syd vicious [00:26.80]And my friend dave once dwelled [00:28.55] [00:33.65]The street was black under my feet [00:36.02]Wich continued their walkin' [00:38.43]Though i was vaguely interested [00:40.69]In the folks behind me talkin' [00:42.39] [00:43.70]Two guys maybe gay [00:45.46]Wearin' Reber type suits [00:46.77] [00:47.58]And a girl wearin' glasses [00:48.96] [00:49.89]Who looked kinda cute [00:51.16] [00:52.22]Her hair was short and curly [00:54.09]She had a tattoo on her back [00:55.90] [00:56.43]Wich i could see cos her red shirt [00:58.61] [00:59.50]Was sleeveless with straps [01:00.75] [01:01.31]But i only saw this later [01:02.76] [01:03.95]Not in my first glance [01:05.09] [01:05.65]But i could hear her talkin behind me [01:07.58] [01:08.41]And as if by chance [01:09.53] [01:10.34]She was tryin' to describe [01:11.90] [01:12.96]A song i knew well [01:14.38] [01:15.76]The leonard cohen song [01:17.39]About the chelsea hotel [01:18.89] [01:29.12]And i smiled a smile to myself [01:32.56]When she said [01:33.37] [01:33.99]That was the song where he talked about [01:36.32]Someone giving him head [01:37.82] [01:38.64]On the bed was unmade [01:40.51]And how the song was outrageous [01:42.46] [01:43.59]And that's when i got [01:45.70]Uncaracteristicly courageous [01:47.85]I could left the three of them laughin' [01:49.95]And just gone on home [01:51.44] [01:52.32]But i turned and i faced her [01:54.95]And i said leonard cohen [01:56.39] [01:58.84]Just like that [02:00.21] [02:05.23]She was shocked and surprised [02:07.25] [02:07.81]But she looked very happy [02:10.13]That she now had a witness [02:11.94] [02:12.63]To back up her story [02:14.00] [02:15.37]She looked at me [02:16.82]With her spectacled eyes [02:18.45] [02:19.41]And said "see i told u" [02:21.47]To the two others guys [02:22.75] [02:24.06]My tale might have ending right there and then [02:27.37] [02:28.31]But we started talkin' about leornard cohen [02:31.86] [02:32.55]How his lyrics were cool [02:34.85]And how he sang so sincere [02:36.76] [02:37.44]It must have been true [02:39.44]And it happened right here [02:41.06] [02:41.87]Usually women right of the bat [02:44.53]Don't find me that great [02:46.09]But there we were laughin' scrollin' [02:49.07]Like we could really releate [02:51.06]Although we didn't mention the head line [02:53.06]It was alluded [02:54.12]And her conversation was better [02:55.49] [02:56.34]Cos her friends were not included [02:58.23] [02:58.85]The guys were more into each other [03:00.99]At least that's how it seemed to me [03:03.13] [03:03.81]I heard the faint knocking of opportunity [03:08.04]Although it's easy for me now [03:09.92] [03:11.05]Upon my looking back [03:12.17] [03:12.79]To think of all the things [03:14.40]I could have said [03:15.46]To make me the mac [03:17.02]Just keep the sad truth in mind [03:19.35]As i tell this to you [03:20.97] [03:21.98]That we really only talked [03:23.35] [03:24.23]For a minute or two [03:25.62] [03:26.24]And i never got her name [03:28.19]And she never got mine [03:29.75] [03:30.37]But in this couple short minutes [03:32.51]We had a pretty good time [03:34.09] [03:44.80]And on top of that [03:46.36]Tho u may not believe it [03:47.61] [03:49.03]You know what she says to me next [03:51.40]As i repeat it [03:52.84]That line about gettin a blow job [03:54.96]That leonard sings [03:55.97] [03:57.53]She said it made her [03:59.05]Want to do naughty things [04:00.17] [04:01.56]Right about then [04:03.30]I should have asked [04:04.17]If she knew [04:05.04] [04:06.29]What the chelsea charged [04:08.10]If we got a room for two [04:10.36]But i didn't and i know [04:12.93]I'm a schmuck don't you doubt it [04:14.87] [04:15.52]The only thing i did [04:17.02]Was write this stupid song about it [04:18.78] [04:19.78]If i was leonard cohen [04:21.22]Or some others song writing master [04:23.47]I 'd know to first get the oral sex [04:25.85]And then write the song after [04:27.54] [04:28.16]You can practise writing songs [04:30.05]About romance every day [04:31.63] [04:32.81]But if you haven't loved [04:34.37]Then you'll have nothing to say [04:36.07] [04:36.70]We could have given each other head [04:38.44] [04:39.17]On leonard same unmade bed [04:40.81] [04:41.37]But i was too shy to suggest it [04:43.37] [04:44.27]And so instead [04:45.44] [04:46.13]When the three of them stopped [04:48.39]To look through a pub window [04:50.07] [04:51.20]I said good night [04:52.26] [04:53.13]Tho i had not quite meant to [04:54.78] [04:55.53]And waved as we walked tho [04:57.11] [04:57.79]I would not forget her [04:59.23] [05:00.24]Especially when she mysteriously said [05:02.73]See you later [05:03.48] [05:13.12]Now every time i'm walking [05:14.87] [05:15.55]I hope that we'd meet [05:16.86] [05:17.42]And on purpose [05:18.24] [05:18.76]I always go up 23rd street [05:20.75] [05:21.89]Where the sign glowin' red [05:24.01]Says the chelsea hotel [05:25.65] [05:26.39]Where nancy and syd vicious [05:28.91]And my friend dave's once dwelled [05:30.32] [05:31.54]Life doesn't work out [05:33.07]The way it does in old songs [05:35.52]That's why we sing new ones [05:36.76] [05:37.44]To say what really goes on [05:39.00] [05:39.58]So if i ever see her again [05:41.51] [05:42.07]And we pick up [05:42.90]Right we were ended [05:43.65]Maybe i'll play her this song [05:46.72]Maybe she won't get too offended [05:48.16] [05:50.36]And listen i tell u why [05:52.00] [05:53.31]There's more than this situation [05:54.99]Than miss the eyes [05:55.93] [05:57.83]You may think it's sad [05:58.95] [06:00.01]You may think it's pathetic [06:01.15] [06:01.78]But i sing this song [06:03.34]And that she will never know it [06:04.79] [06:07.30]But think a minute 'bout what that means [06:09.62] [06:10.93]And you'll realise it's actually a wonderful thing [06:13.38] [06:14.88]That all around the world [06:16.39] [06:17.83]There maybe folks singin' tunes [06:19.09]For the love of others folks [06:20.53]They barely knew [06:21.99] [06:23.17]And it puts a smile on my face [06:25.18] [06:26.05]Yes it do [06:26.99]And let me tell you [06:27.88] [06:28.75]You ought to be smillin too [06:30.75]Cos the next time you feelin' [06:32.37] [06:32.99]Kinda lonesome and blue [06:35.04]Just think that someone somewhere [06:37.54]Might be singin about you [06:39.89] [06:40.77]Who knows if i'll ever see her again [06:43.09] [06:43.97]Maybe we'll see this whole time [06:46.52]She could have been singing about me [06:48.08] [06:50.61]Probably not [06:51.64] [06:52.70]But it could be