Older Guy-Paul Gilbert

[ti:Older Guy] [ar:Paul Gilbert] [al:Gilbert Hotel] [by:] [offset:0] [00:01.29]Older Guy—Paul Gilbert [00:13.91]I had a birthday my oh my [00:16.12]I turned into an older guy [00:18.54]And older guy is what the girls will say [00:21.54] [00:22.85]When they try to tell their mom and dad [00:25.26]That maybe it won't be so bad [00:27.23]At least he's got a job and isn't gray [00:30.12] [00:31.15]Yet [00:31.66]It's right around the corner [00:34.05]Yeah the time is sneaking up [00:36.30]It keeps on getting faster every year [00:39.80] [00:41.37]But I'll be happy as can be [00:43.55]With pretty girls too young for me [00:45.81]They talk and talk but I can barely hear [00:49.62] [00:50.70]I have a girl of 25 [00:52.65]She hasn't even been alive [00:55.03]As long as I've been playing this guitar [00:58.23]She treats me like her little boy [01:01.80]I must admit I do enjoy [01:03.85]Pretending that I'm younger than I are [01:07.59]And [01:08.65]She wants to start a family but in a year or so [01:12.96]I may not have the strength to raise a kid [01:16.51] [01:17.83]Cause if a child rides piggyback [01:20.27]I think that you would hear a crack [01:22.44]And see me break in two just like a twig [01:26.12] [01:36.35]I had a birthday yesterday [02:05.93]It came and went and now today [02:07.74] [02:08.37]It's time to get back to my normal life [02:11.80]Where I forget how old am I [02:14.99]And walk down to the junior high [02:17.36]To see if any girls will be my wife [02:20.90]No [02:21.91]I don't think it will happen [02:23.78]And you probably think I'm wrong [02:26.45]For chasing younger girls in leather boots [02:30.57]But I am harmless as can be [02:33.33]I'll show you if you want to see [02:35.63]My gun will aim but it no longer shoots